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Starter Pack of having a hot hun as a girlfriend must include a sleeping pill or a horse tranquilizer.
It takes one snap to reboot the insomnia. Sleep deprivation is a real thing when you with a hot baby.
It takes one snap to reboot the insomnia. Sleep deprivation is a real thing when you with a hot baby.
Money too.
Nothing is worse than spending the gang money you saved to impress her but not being able to fulfil her final request, a Chilli cheese double ko McD.
The R40 standing in the way of finding love. Money management is crucial when you have a girl wa lepyatla.
Nothing is worse than spending the gang money you saved to impress her but not being able to fulfil her final request, a Chilli cheese double ko McD.
The R40 standing in the way of finding love. Money management is crucial when you have a girl wa lepyatla.
Confidence too.
When she shows you a pic of her ex with the G-wagon and the Patek watch, you need to have the confidence to say “ah wa tswana. Die man ha desse” otherwise, the sight of your Etios will haunt you every time you start it.
When she shows you a pic of her ex with the G-wagon and the Patek watch, you need to have the confidence to say “ah wa tswana. Die man ha desse” otherwise, the sight of your Etios will haunt you every time you start it.
And Strength too.
Be strong young man. Be very strong. When she’s mad at you and reminds you that wao pala in every single way, be able to take it. When she reminds you that Cassper is in her DMs be strong enough to say “and den?”.
Strong mentality is crucial.
Be strong young man. Be very strong. When she’s mad at you and reminds you that wao pala in every single way, be able to take it. When she reminds you that Cassper is in her DMs be strong enough to say “and den?”.
Strong mentality is crucial.
Also, Avoid texting her when she’s out.
Your best bet is to switch off your phone. When 12 ace of spades are in her section ko Taboo and you know damn well that all her friends are students, have the strength to say “goodnight baby” to avoid mathata.
Send a heart and kisses too
Your best bet is to switch off your phone. When 12 ace of spades are in her section ko Taboo and you know damn well that all her friends are students, have the strength to say “goodnight baby” to avoid mathata.
Send a heart and kisses too
Last but not least, have a side bite.
Doesn’t have to be serious but just have someone who makes you feel normal again. Normal hun. Normal span. Normal shit cause that lepyatla will stress you.
Honorable mentions:
Have medical aid
Spare underwear(don’t ask)
Fake smile.
Doesn’t have to be serious but just have someone who makes you feel normal again. Normal hun. Normal span. Normal shit cause that lepyatla will stress you.
Honorable mentions:
Have medical aid
Spare underwear(don’t ask)
Fake smile.
Almost forgot. Try best to be good in bed.
You need something that’s gonna make you stand out and the fresh new BBS rims on your etios ka di six by nine speakers is not it.
Sex that baby. Sex her like you have nothing left. Resuscitate that baby and leave her asking for more
You need something that’s gonna make you stand out and the fresh new BBS rims on your etios ka di six by nine speakers is not it.
Sex that baby. Sex her like you have nothing left. Resuscitate that baby and leave her asking for more
Okay. Now I’m done.
