You think if dems were really manipulating ballots it'd be in stronghold states & JUST for president?

If they were that unscrupulous, Mitch McConnell & Lindsey Graham would have lost in landslides YEARS ago, & there'd be free money ATM's & artisanal cheese shops on every corner
If dems were really rigging elections, every child in this country would speak three languages by the time they were 8, mass transit would be ubiquitous & completely free, & fair trade coffee would materialize in your cabinets overnight like out of fucking star trek or some shit
If dems were rigging elections, the entirety of georgia would be renamed the Decatur is Greater Metro Atlanta Area.
If democrats were really rigging elections, everyone in Texas would get free Franklin's barbecue every time they voted democrat.
If dems were really rigging elections, everyone of voting age in idaho would wake up to find out that they now have solar powered electric cars, free health care, compulsory plane tickets to san Francisco, dispensary vouchers, & free weekend passes to the Armory (or their choice)
I s2g y'all's conspiracy theories are simultaneously ridiculously outsized and EXCEEDINGLY small-minded.

Dems rigging elections would give free healthcare for life to every child born & would be in your town at night reinforcing roads & schools like fucking infrastructure ninjas
If Dems rigged elections you think they'd be fighting you on this piddly shit? You don't even fucking KNOW.

Clean air/water acts? In the constitution.

Election Day? National Holiday.

Pride Week? Also a National Holiday.

Trans Rights? Trans Supreme Court JUSTICES. Yes PLURAL
As hamfisted as dems are with EVERYthing they do, you think if they finally got it into their heads to break with their precious decorum and ruUuuuUUules, they'd be fuckin SUBTLE about it. Sheeeeeit.

You'd KNOW.
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