Like this and I'll tell you what Latin or Greek grammatical construction you'd be.

Pleasing, rare and exotic, @shffnn - the supine of purpose. (Used only after a verb of motion.)

Nunc bibendum est, @Gaylussite - the gerundive of obligation. Boozy and, I think, the closest Latin can get to 'bender'.

Your bio says 'opinionated', @d_memoriae, so I shall opt for the accusative of exclamation. E.g. hammy Cicero asides - "o magnum et intolerandum dolorem", "O great and intolerable grief!"

Handsome and reliable, @joefromyork - a final clause with the relative pronoun. "Caesar milites lectos emisit qui..."

Young and fashionable, @dylanvg431 - a late Latin future participle indicating purpose.

A fan of the retweet, @KieranMekota, judging by your timeline - I shall say the indirect statement/reported speech.

Spreading the good word, @SmudgeThomas - the hortative subjunctive.

I bow to your almost certainly superior knowledge of the classical languages, @DocCrom. quin and the subjunctive after a negative verb of doubting, denying, hindering or preventing.

All The Greek Verbs, @J_Scott_95, owing to the front cover.

Your scientific knowhow terrifies me, @nmrqip - verbs of fearing.

A writer, @EliotWilson2 - doubtless in need of oratio obliqua (extended reported speech).

Such a wide array of interests and areas of expertise, @stickyphysics, necessitates something useful and frequently met - the indicative mood.

Prone to waspish humour, @WandPhil - the derogatory pronoun (iste).

Wise sayings on your timeline, @Mr_John_Oxley. The ablative supine will allow for such pearls of wisdom as "facile dictu, difficile factu" (easy to say, difficult to do).

High camp, @tommcarthur777 - consecutive clause. ("He was *SO* totally x... that y...")

Lively and beguiling, @bhavpopat - gerundive attraction.

Controversial, @OscarCullinan! The vocative singular of nouns in '-ius'. (Even the Romans didn't quite know what it was :P )

Pleasant and wholesome, @EwellGregoor. The perfect tense.

High status and powerful, @EmathsUK. Prohibitions/negative commands.

Dreamy, @ArthurLWood. The optative mood - for wishes or desires.

Proactive and imparting good sense, @nat_eck. The prolative infinitive.

I applaud your enthusiasm for all things linguistic and furthering your studies, @LinguistJosh. Future participle.

Fancied the pants off you at uni, @jackolivergb - still very charming. The perfect subjunctive.

Pithy and up-and-coming, @nathanielrwi. The historic infinitive.

A lively bon viveur, @TheLadOrlando. The present historic.

A learned enthusiast for the classics, @chloe_crg - a Greek accusative amid Latin prose.

Thoughtful on the education front, @CobblesAnn. The deliberative subjunctive.

A political commentator, @histevegray - the interrogative pronoun. "quis ipsos custodiet custodes?" (Who will guard the guards themselves?)

A (potentially) fiery Latino, @mexsteamy, from what I can make out via my dubious Spanish... The vocative case.

A recent (electronic) acquaintance of mine, @MiasmaSpasm63 - the indefinite pronoun.

Dishy and athletic, @PJ_Ains. A post-positive particle.

Impressively Renaissance man, @benjcartlidge. A contracted perfect infinitive (or, better yet, pluperfect active subjunctive).

Quality content, @Roshe298. The fourth declension.

A gentleman and scholar, @harrowclassics, with a charming dialect. The Attic second declension.

Your imperialism requires the giving of orders, @enigmatist - indirect command.

One of my favourites, @davidashleywall. The ethic dative.

The genitive of quality, @LukeBrandonUK, for quality content.

Invaluable, @emilyrdobson. The ablative of price.

With a liking for poetry, @FennaCapelle, I shall go for the Greek poetic genitive in -oio.

As a former lawyer, @Yyadiloh, the third declension (so that you can manage the rude limerick about "de minimis non curat lex").

Open conditionals for your open-mindedness, @JohnHundeslit.

With good looks second to none, @joeholmeswriter (it's actually a little depressing), the genitive of comparison.

With educational governance presumably comes assessment, @tomasth89. Ablative of the measure of distance.

Youthful and industrious, @jakea2305. The genitive sandwich.