Angela Carter: hey they made a statue commemorating Mary Wollstonecraft
Carter: the mother of feminism
Carter: ah i see they sculpted a generic naked woman
Carter: hm
Carter: yeah of course they did
Carter: of course they did

Carter: this is exactly what i would expect
Ed Lee: bro
Carter: not now ed
King: no one's told mary about this right
Carter: not yet
King: because i really do not want to be here if anyone is planning on telling mary
Ed Lee: bro

Carter: mary is not going to be happy about how this male gaze denigrates the memory of her mother
Barker: didn't she fuck her boyfriend on her mother's grave
Carter:
Carter: that is entirely different
Barker:
Carter: you wouldn't understand

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Carter: mary i have to tell you something
King: now now you don't HAVE to tell her anything
King: you don't HAVE to say anything in fact
King: we could just pretend nothing's normal
Carter: she has to know, steve
Shelley: the fuck are you nerds on about

Carter: mary they made a statue of your mom
Ed Lee: and she's super hot
Carter: its a generic depiction of a naked woman
Shelley: haha the fuck
Shelley: haha
Shelley: haha the fuck

Carter: now mary you have valid reason to be upset
Carter: and i know how much you like punching things
Shelley: lol i'm not gonna punch a statue
Carter: no?
Shelley: no way nerd
Shelley: i'm gonna have sex on top of it

Percy Shelley:
Mary Shelley: [pulling up] get in loser, we're gonna go fuck on a statue
Percy Shelley: yes dear