So this evening I removed the hinges from my toilet door and put them in a pan of boiling water (bear with me...)
They were covered in layer upon layer of paint, and it's been driving me mad for a while now. Anyway, I put the hinges in boiling water and then scraped the paint off
Imagine patenting a hinge 3 days before Christmas - perhaps the ultimate gift. Anyway...
And from now until forever I will begin every declaration with 'Let it be known that I, Ben Willis...' etc, etc
It's been a good night.