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1) Some indicators the Whackadoodle Libs are very concerned this election will be overturned:
2) Today's memo went out: emphasize that people "within the Trump campaign" or "close to the Trump campaign" or even "lawyers" in the recount effort are "urging" Trump to concede.
2) Today's memo went out: emphasize that people "within the Trump campaign" or "close to the Trump campaign" or even "lawyers" in the recount effort are "urging" Trump to concede.
3) If you speak Liberal, you will know what they are really saying.
4) The translation is, "Dammit, Trump may flip some of these states back! We've got to stop him before he gets one, cuz when he gets one, he may get two or three then we're done."
5) To that end, yesterday's meeting between Barrstool and Yertle was very important.
6) There was a significant change in Yertle's attitude from last week, when he was saying (in Yertlese): "We can work with Demented Perv Biteme."
6) There was a significant change in Yertle's attitude from last week, when he was saying (in Yertlese): "We can work with Demented Perv Biteme."
7) Now all of a sudden it's "A bunch of rich elites don't 'call' who our president is" and every vote must be fairly counted.
8) I did not have a spy in that room, but I'd bet my autographed photo of me and Michael W. Smith that the conversation went something like this:
8) I did not have a spy in that room, but I'd bet my autographed photo of me and Michael W. Smith that the conversation went something like this:
9) Barrstool: "Senator, we are finding significant evidence of fraud in Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, and Pennsylvania. At the very least, this will affect three of your senate seats. There is a chance the Michigan race may be overturned. Just thought you should know."
10) Probably, as Barrstool headed out the door, he pulled a "Columbo":
"Oh, and just one other thing. If they can steal an election from the President of the United States, what chance do you think David Perdue has in the special election? Just throwing that out."
"Oh, and just one other thing. If they can steal an election from the President of the United States, what chance do you think David Perdue has in the special election? Just throwing that out."
11) One more piece of evidence in deciphering Liberalese: Today Biteme's team was whining about the transition, that it wasn't going smoothly.
Translation: There is NO transition. They aren't giving us a foothold anywhere.
Translation: There is NO transition. They aren't giving us a foothold anywhere.
12) Now, I'm not giving up or in any way saying Trump won't be successful, but it in the end he doesn't pull this out, he should leave behind a smoking hulk for the DemoKKKrats to take over.
13) I wouldn't brief them on one single thing not required by law.
13) I wouldn't brief them on one single thing not required by law.
14) Ever see "Charlie Wilson's War?" Remember the briefing Tom Hanks got from the station chief in Pakistan? Basically nothing.
15) That should be the briefing to Biteme. Hand him a quantum physics kit with no directions.
15) That should be the briefing to Biteme. Hand him a quantum physics kit with no directions.
16) Trump should pardon everybody and his brother. Set my people free.
17) Again, though, we are a long way from that, and based on the chatter of the Hoax News, getting further every day from a Biteme presidency. We'll see how good a translator I am.
17) Again, though, we are a long way from that, and based on the chatter of the Hoax News, getting further every day from a Biteme presidency. We'll see how good a translator I am.
