Was God Gay?
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As we know, God is the creator of everything. The Universe, all life etc. We all know this. And he (god is a man btw. Not a Karen) creates the man and woman.

The saying goes, “you learn something new everyday”, but today, I learned something that, shook me....deeply

We all know that, to really pleasure a woman, is foreplay, rubbing her clit and stroking the g spot. The G Spot is walnut shaped roughly 3-4 inches deep. As seen in the image below...

But that left me to a thought that I never wish I had come to. And that is.... where is the male g spot?

So, I searched it up, and I found out that the male g spot is in the mans anus.

When I found out, I was left bemused, wondering what the point in life was anymore.

But all that thinking made me put two and two together...

Why did god put the male g spot in the anus if he didn’t know what taking it from behind felt like?

If he were straight, he would’ve put it in our penis’. But he put it in the anus. Why would he do that? Because he experienced what opening the back door felt like. And he must’ve loved it.

So much so, he decided to put the g spot for every male in the anus. And to activate the g spot for men, something long must be inserted. And when inserting something into a human, what is it that you’re trying to replicate? Yes. That’s right, A D¡CK

God did this so that every man could experience it like he did, turn LGBTQ, lose sexual attraction to woman which would mean we wouldn’t be able to reproduce because we’d be gay, which would ultimately end humanity as we know it. #StayWoke #StayStraight

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