A significant portion of adolescent sex education should be focused on teaching pupils to recognize the power of Crazy in attraction and how badly Crazy ages
“No that’s not butterflies in your tummy, that’s cortisol. It’s warning you, baby”
“Lesson Two: if you want to ride a roller coaster ride a gosh darn roller coaster. Also roller coasters are fun because they are in fact predictable. If they weren’t predictable, they’d be exciting and deadly freeways”
Quiz: is this person actually smart or do they just keep talking at you so much that something true was bound to come tumbling out of their mouth sooner or later
Extra crédit question: https://twitter.com/doctorajayita/status/1325640975352356864?s=21