And that’s before we even get to the insane ‘flat belly and perfect Babycham-glass tits and no cellulite or excess body fat but she’s scowling because she serious, hope you feel sufficiently represented LADIES’ aesthetics.

Anyway. Maybe one day my legacy will be enough to warrant a naked statue, in which case please make sure to give me a thigh gap, very important. I’m off to write a book.

Oh one last thing: it isn’t empowering if it doesn’t get you any actual power.

Having to pop back to address ‘the naked woman isn’t meant to be Mary, it represents all women’. Hot balls does it. A) ‘everywoman’ is a lazy outdated trope in public art, B) if it’s not Mary then it’s every woman EXCEPT HER lmao in which case C) get her name off it then. Duh.