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Lickability of SM boys: a thread
Onew: 4/10
Not terribly lick inspiring but I'm sure there are some who'd like to try.
Not terribly lick inspiring but I'm sure there are some who'd like to try.
Jonghyun: felt wrong to leave him out but he will not be rated for lickability.
Key: 6/10
This would be higher except there's a high risk of getting bit for your efforts
This would be higher except there's a high risk of getting bit for your efforts
Minho: 9/10
He got voted best abs one year. Nuf said.
He got voted best abs one year. Nuf said.
Taemin: 8/10
I'd be terrified to do this but it would be the best moment of my life.
I'd be terrified to do this but it would be the best moment of my life.
Minseok: He's so cute!! he's like a chipmunk, so squishy so precious. or at least that's what he wants you to think.
2/10 with shirt 7/10 without
2/10 with shirt 7/10 without
Suho: 6/10
He gets points for the abs but he seems too classy to lick. like, you wouldn't lick the abs of a marble apollo in a museum. not with cameras around anyway.
He gets points for the abs but he seems too classy to lick. like, you wouldn't lick the abs of a marble apollo in a museum. not with cameras around anyway.
Yixing: 10/10
Your tongue would catch fire but it would be worth it
Your tongue would catch fire but it would be worth it
Baekhyun: 5/10
Dunno about this one, you'd have to get him to hold still long enough first and then he'd probably shout a bunch and crack jokes.
Dunno about this one, you'd have to get him to hold still long enough first and then he'd probably shout a bunch and crack jokes.
Chen: 3/10
Too pure for licking. Deserves snuggles and cheek pinches and spooning. Please read the room and put your tongue back in your mouth. He does have his moments though...
Too pure for licking. Deserves snuggles and cheek pinches and spooning. Please read the room and put your tongue back in your mouth. He does have his moments though...
Chanyeol: 7/10
If you are already in a position where licking chanyeol is an option then be prepared to get him to stop licking you first
If you are already in a position where licking chanyeol is an option then be prepared to get him to stop licking you first
Kyungsoo: 5/10
We're in a similar position here that we were with Chen and Suho. A little too classy for licking, and yet... there's something about this guy... honestly this would be higher but i feel like he would judge me.
We're in a similar position here that we were with Chen and Suho. A little too classy for licking, and yet... there's something about this guy... honestly this would be higher but i feel like he would judge me.
Kai: 12/10
He's the reason this thread exist. I have had entire dreams about licking this man. He is the most lickable man on the planet. Bet he tastes like honey. Dear god he is so hot. And he'd just smirk the whole time....
He's the reason this thread exist. I have had entire dreams about licking this man. He is the most lickable man on the planet. Bet he tastes like honey. Dear god he is so hot. And he'd just smirk the whole time....
he deserves two tweets
I just want to get my point across
Sehun: 7/10
Highly lickable but points of for the look he would give you. Ever see a cat get licked by a dog? Oh no. Back up fast.
Highly lickable but points of for the look he would give you. Ever see a cat get licked by a dog? Oh no. Back up fast.
Taeil: 3/10
Taeil?? Awww who would lick Taeil when you could kiss him on the nose?? Again please read the room.
Taeil?? Awww who would lick Taeil when you could kiss him on the nose?? Again please read the room.
Johnny: 9/10
I have never been tempted to call a man daddy until I encountered Johnny Suh and I will forever resent him for that. He would smirk the whole time and he then would lick you back.
I have never been tempted to call a man daddy until I encountered Johnny Suh and I will forever resent him for that. He would smirk the whole time and he then would lick you back.
Taeyong: 8/10
It would be very nice. And he would like it so much.
It would be very nice. And he would like it so much.
Yuta: 8/10
Body piercings.
Body piercings.
Kun: 4/10
Not much lickability partly due to big dad energy (not to be confused with daddy energy @ johnny suh) and the classiness factor.
Not much lickability partly due to big dad energy (not to be confused with daddy energy @ johnny suh) and the classiness factor.
Doyoung: 7/10
Lickability is surprisingly high. even though he's a classy bun most of the time, nobody stares down a camera like Kim Doyoung. I get this feeling that he's a sloot.
Lickability is surprisingly high. even though he's a classy bun most of the time, nobody stares down a camera like Kim Doyoung. I get this feeling that he's a sloot.
Ten: ten/ten
It would be impolite if you didn't lick him. He's a catboy. It's called grooming.
It would be impolite if you didn't lick him. He's a catboy. It's called grooming.
Jaehyun: 9/10
Something about his neck makes me wish I was a vampire. Very very lickable. Especially those dimples.
Something about his neck makes me wish I was a vampire. Very very lickable. Especially those dimples.
Winwin: 4/10
He would not be down, prepare yourself for rejection. Plus can you imagine all the neos you'd have to fight just to get close enough? I wouldn't want to square up with Yuta. He seems scrappy.
He would not be down, prepare yourself for rejection. Plus can you imagine all the neos you'd have to fight just to get close enough? I wouldn't want to square up with Yuta. He seems scrappy.
Jungwoo: 4/10
I think he would be very confused if you licked him. Please scratch him behind the ears instead. Everyone will be happier.
I think he would be very confused if you licked him. Please scratch him behind the ears instead. Everyone will be happier.
Lucas: 10/10
How dare he. Lucas is the ultimate himbo. Max points. Not only would he be amazing to lick, he would demand that you do it again.
How dare he. Lucas is the ultimate himbo. Max points. Not only would he be amazing to lick, he would demand that you do it again.
he's getting two
Mark f*ckin Lee: 7/10
I regret how high this is. I'm not even sure exactly why but... idk it's mark. he has siren blood. One thing's for sure. He would make a very interesting noise.
I regret how high this is. I'm not even sure exactly why but... idk it's mark. he has siren blood. One thing's for sure. He would make a very interesting noise.
XiaoJun: 6/10
That princess jasmine costume for sure made me want to lick him and I gotta say I specifically want to lick his eyebrows.
disclaimer i'm just getting to know the wayv boys
That princess jasmine costume for sure made me want to lick him and I gotta say I specifically want to lick his eyebrows.
disclaimer i'm just getting to know the wayv boys
Hendery: 5/10
I don't know Hendery very well but something tells me you'd have to catch him first
I don't know Hendery very well but something tells me you'd have to catch him first
Renjun: 2/10
You got a death wish or something?
You got a death wish or something?
Jeno: 6/10
Points because he's proud of those abs and they deserve some love.
Points because he's proud of those abs and they deserve some love.
Haechan: 5/10
Gotta love a challenge. High bite risk. High speed chase required. But the screeching would be worth it.
Gotta love a challenge. High bite risk. High speed chase required. But the screeching would be worth it.
Jaemin: 5/10
Step 1 - drink coffee until you're loopy
Step 2 - get on his level: t-rex hands, wide eyes, squeaky noises
Step 3 - you may now lick Jaemin if he doesn't lick you first
Step 1 - drink coffee until you're loopy
Step 2 - get on his level: t-rex hands, wide eyes, squeaky noises
Step 3 - you may now lick Jaemin if he doesn't lick you first
YangYang: 5/10
In @biaswrecked91 's words, "yangyang said “make it clap” in a wayv song so i think that automatically ups his lickability.
In @biaswrecked91 's words, "yangyang said “make it clap” in a wayv song so i think that automatically ups his lickability.
Shotaro: 1/10
Oh my god no. he's so cute. Don't you dare lick him. He just got here please treat him gently. Istg if you lick him and scare him back to Japan i will end you.
Oh my god no. he's so cute. Don't you dare lick him. He just got here please treat him gently. Istg if you lick him and scare him back to Japan i will end you.
Sungchan: 3/10
Going by the arm wrestling, that number has a lot of potential for growth. Going by the dog noises, it also has potential to shrink.
Going by the arm wrestling, that number has a lot of potential for growth. Going by the dog noises, it also has potential to shrink.
Chenle: 1/10
Get your filthy tongue off him you peasant
Get your filthy tongue off him you peasant
Jisung: 0/10
Do not. He would absolutely call the police on you and you would deserve it.
Do not. He would absolutely call the police on you and you would deserve it.
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