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I’m going to start a thread on how I got suspended for inciting a riot. 
Let’s begin.
Let’s begin.
LET ME START BY SAYING I was not a bad kid. I have just always been manipulative and creative at getting back at people.
Okay I was in 5th grade. This was around the time where I was getting REALLY tired of people bullying me so I started to bully tf back.
So this girl, we’ll call her Stacy, would ALWAYS talk shit about me. My hair, my weight pretty much everything you can think of. This is what I looked like at the time so she was a hater.
And when I say she would talk shit about everybody in our class, I truly mean everyone. So i realized quickly that I wasn’t the only person who didn’t like her. Soooooooo I decided to use that to my advantage.
So after talking to people in my class I thought.... I should make a list of all the people who don’t like her and give it to her to humble her ass. This was a bad idea.
Would anyone like to guess how many names I got on the list?
33 is correct. Now IMAGINE 33 5th graders all signing the same piece of paper saying they don’t like the same white girl in our grade......
NOW HERE IS WHERE I REALLY F*CKED UP. So Stacy was an officer’s daughter (military brats know why this is important), she was white, all the teachers liked her. Oh and my idiot self thought to GIVE HER THE LIST 
So it was recess and I knew that Stacy always hung out at the same place. The day before I passed the word around to everyone who signed it that I was going to give the list to her. Should I have done that? No. Hell no.
I’m sure y’all can see what’s coming..... I walked up to Stacy ALONG WITH 30 SOMETHING PEOPLE to give her the list. She immediately started crying and ran away after seeing the list because like duh it’s 5th grade.
Now chile hindsight is 20/20 but I really should’ve took that list from her.........
THE NEXT DAY, bright and early young Cassidy gets called to the principal office. Now like I said I’m smart I knew why I was getting called down but I AM A LIARRRRRRRRR and hate getting in trouble lol
I put on my BEST Girl Scout voice and was prepared to lie my ass off. Convo went something like this
Principal: “Cassidy what do you know about this list? *holds up list”
Me: “Oh yeah I heard it was going around”
P: “Do you know who created it?”
Me: “I’m not sure ma’am”
Principal: “Cassidy what do you know about this list? *holds up list”
Me: “Oh yeah I heard it was going around”
P: “Do you know who created it?”
Me: “I’m not sure ma’am”
P: “Did you know that the person who made it signed it?”
Me: “Oh really who was it?”
P: “Stacy’s name is signed on it but I don’t believe she would make a list like this about herself”
Me: “Oh and you think I know who did it?”
P: “According to Stacy and her dad you did”
Me: “Oh really who was it?”
P: “Stacy’s name is signed on it but I don’t believe she would make a list like this about herself”
Me: “Oh and you think I know who did it?”
P: “According to Stacy and her dad you did”
Oh baby I knew I was fucking caught. I KNEW. So i copped the plea because I’m not dumb. I immediately started crying and saying how big of a bully Stacy was to everyone. How mean she was to me. How often she made fun of me to everyone else..... it ain’t work.
CHILE WHY WAS JOHN (my dad) ALREADY IN THE FRONT OFFICE TO TAKE ME HOME.
I got suspended for fucking THREE DAYS and got a severe whopping. All for the principal to say if I was honest she wouldn’t have suspended me 
Well that’s the end of the story. This isn’t even the wildest thing I did that year this is just the only thing I got caught doing. Maybe one day I’ll tell the story on how I convinced my class to lock my teacher out.
