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Karim Benzema has never missed a Football game in his career
Batshuayi joins and leaves Chelsea every month.
Sarri's Juventus won the league without winning any game during the season.
Aguero is never fit yet scores 20 goals every season.
Dybala is regarded world-class despite doing absolutely nothing
Neymar jumped from 23 years to 28 years in 7 business days.
Casemiro gets two yellow cards in every game but never gets sent off
Son scores in every game but always ends up the season with 11 goals.
Eder only existed in Euro 2016 final.
Atletico Madrid does not have a second Goalkeeper
Verratti gets 1cm shorter every season
Ochoa only plays in World Cup
Lingard went to sleep as 18 years old and woke up at 26 years.
No one knows where is Marcos Rojo
Sevilla go straight into Europa league final every season
Manchester United have there worst start of the season every season
Pogba is always one assist away from becoming a world class player
Ajax always have a player named De Jong
Every Dortmund game is Reus first game back from injury.
