I think @JoeBiden will be great for America. There’ll be no more riots because all the grievances will disappear overnight. Even #Covid19 will disappear once Trump is out. Pfizer’s vaccine will all have been thanks to Biden.

The future’s bright. The future’s not orange. 🤪
Things will be instantly better for minorities, just like they were when Obama ruled the roost. He eliminated poverty and minorities must have been doing so much better until Trump came in. Right?
Black people were only imprisoned or shot dead while Trump was President. It NEVER happened under Obama, and will never happen under Biden.

And just think of all the savings on petrol bombs!
Bloody Trump wanting to Make America Great Again, and building all those cages for immigrants. The cages were already built, but it sounds better if you say Trump put them there.
And I really don’t understand why Trump supporters are worried about being on a list. It’s only so they get extra help when they struggle in the socialist paradise run by the Dems. Why do they think they’d be targets for anything sinister? That’s so silly.
The biggest benefit of a Biden presidency is that Mother Earth will heal. All that oil will stay in the ground. Great big solar panels will power industry. And wind. Lots and lots of wind. Mostly hot air from the White House.
And if a single Trump supporter steps out of line, just call them all the names under the sun. That’ll heal the division and win people over. That method was tried and tested on Brexit supporters in the UK. It worked a treat.

Wait, what? That doesn’t work then??

Oh bollocks!
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