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what your favorite sonic character says about you; a thread
you're basic as hell
you did all the work in group projects
you bust up your shoes day 3
you dont play sonic games
you like dick
you like getting beat to death
you're just horny
you like getting stepped on
you own too many stuffed animals/figurines
you're a furry
you only watch mech anime
you're broke
you're a femboy on the lows
you naruto ran in middle school
you're chill but you need to go out more
you're loud for no reason
you're a white guy who likes black girls
you need a man
you will never have a mommy gf and you're content with it
you got no bitches
you thought toph was the best one
you unironically listen to vocaloid
you are under 5'8
you only like her because you're friends do
you use big words because you think they make you sound smarter
you think liking him makes you original
he's just a watered down tails bro, come on
you've only played sonic the fighters once
you're into hyper cock
you dont want to like knuckles so you settle
i know i missed a lot just dm me if you have any suggestions
you smell bad
please go out and talk to actual women
you correct people when they make a grammatical error
you found out about the creepypasta and it made you the 'weird kid'
