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So my kids came back with...less than stellar report cards
Which means that zoom school fifth grade is now taking place in front of me
I’m not sure if I’ll last an hour
Which means that zoom school fifth grade is now taking place in front of me
I’m not sure if I’ll last an hour
Ten minutes into the class day we’ve already covered avocado toast and now I’m having to explain to the kid that guacamole is not merely avocados that one has yeeted
Some kid just openly said they were playing among us right now during class, which has kicked off a lively discussion amongst the ten year olds about how much updates suck
Kids, I feel your pain
Kids, I feel your pain
Oh are we covering POINT OF VIEW AND FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE today?
I will murder this kid’s face if she doesn’t ace this bit
I will murder this kid’s face if she doesn’t ace this bit
My child has just proudly announced that the best part of her weekend was when she got cake because Biden won (which is true, we celebrated with Dairy Queen)
The teacher is now struggling mightily to handle the politics
The teacher is now struggling mightily to handle the politics
Lol this teacher just straight told a kid “how about you stop questioning my methods, I promise you I’ve got this” and I hope this teacher is on Twitter because that is the precise level of snark to a classroom of fifth graders, which I think we know is what Twitter is really
Today’s challenge is suppressing the urge to proudly shout the right answer at the teacher
I’m still wired for elementary school, it seems
I’m still wired for elementary school, it seems
