If conservatives questioned everything the same way they questioned the election:

So what you're telling me that it's just a coincidence that everyone ordering food before 10am is ordering breakfast?? Sounds like something fishy is going on, at least half should be ordering dinner....

So wait, you checked your letterbox yesterday and no mail right? So you checked it again today and just "magically" a letter has appeared???? Don't be naive.

Oh come on, 100 percent of humans drink water? That's literally impossible that 100 percent of people would be on the same page like that it's corruption from the water company plain and simple.

It makes literally no sense. In the first half of the game the green team was winning but now as if by magic the yellow team is winning. How is that even possible unless the referee is taking bribes????

The other day I bought a pizza, and then I checked my bank account after I paid for the pizza, and the amount of money that the pizza cost suddenly disappeared from my account WTF???? DID THEY STEAL IT???

Oh come on, just because I like kicking dogs in the face doesn't automatically make me a bad person. So what you're just gonna say every single person who kicks a dog in the face is now evil??? We are just expressing our feelings about how dogs faces should be kicked

Honestly it's very very unusual that so many people would be against kicking dogs in the face. It makes me think something sinister is going on that so many people seem to magically be against kicking dogs in their cute little faces...

Seems very strange that this cattle farmer seems to have so few pigs. There's all kinds of farms but for some reason this one just magically has only cows??? What's this guy hiding and where did these cows come from???

So let me get this straight, there are literally no people on earth who are over 150 years old? So what there's just this magic random age where suddenly people just die??? Don't buy it. Where are all the 150 year Olds being taken to??

It's entirely possible that my mum could have poisoned my cup of coffee. She was alone in the room with it and had every opportunity. I better throw it out and charge my mum with attempted murder right now to be safe.

I told my friend not to buy me a birthday present and then on my birthday, no birthday present. The post office must have dumped it in the sea.

The other day I watched a YouTube video of a guy in Russia crashing his car. I see no proof that he didn't crash into my car. Better get my gun and stand outside the courthouse until I have some justice.