It's Friday night
Everyone else is asleep
Lockdown is still in effect
So, as a neuroscientist, I'm going to watch the classic Star Trek episode 'Spock's Brain', widely regarded as one of the worst ever, and tweet my findings
Here goes
#StarTrek #SpocksBrain #SciComm
Everyone else is asleep
Lockdown is still in effect
So, as a neuroscientist, I'm going to watch the classic Star Trek episode 'Spock's Brain', widely regarded as one of the worst ever, and tweet my findings
Here goes
#StarTrek #SpocksBrain #SciComm
Spock: "Atmosphere... conventional nitrogen oxygen"
I like the idea that there are unconventional ones available. Premium nitrogen oxygen? Bespoke? Gluten free?
#SpocksBrain
I like the idea that there are unconventional ones available. Premium nitrogen oxygen? Bespoke? Gluten free?
#SpocksBrain
Woman just materialised and knocked out everyone on the ship with her arm panel that has 3 buttons. She also has a short skirt and thigh-high boots
I've now got a mental image of ET wearing that, and I'm not enjoying it
#SpocksBrain
I've now got a mental image of ET wearing that, and I'm not enjoying it
#SpocksBrain
Woman alien intruder stole Spock's brain! And left him in sickbay, on a medical bed. Which is nice of her, I guess? But I do love this dialogue
Kirk "Is he dead?"
"He's worse than dead... his brain is gone!"
Fact check: those typically amount to the same thing
#SpocksBrain
Kirk "Is he dead?"
"He's worse than dead... his brain is gone!"
Fact check: those typically amount to the same thing
#SpocksBrain
You can tell Spock's brain is gone because he has some gold mesh over his forehead
I forget this was the 60s though. And what DO you do for someone whose brain has been nicked? We still don't know. Believe it or not, it rarely comes up
#SpocksBrain
I forget this was the 60s though. And what DO you do for someone whose brain has been nicked? We still don't know. Believe it or not, it rarely comes up
#SpocksBrain
"How could he survive?"
"Every nerve ending of the brain must've been neatly sealed. Nothing ripped, nothing torn, no bleeding"
Thing is, if you remove someone's brain, it's not the severed nerves/blood vessels that kills them. It's the 'removing the brain' bit
#SpocksBrain
"Every nerve ending of the brain must've been neatly sealed. Nothing ripped, nothing torn, no bleeding"
Thing is, if you remove someone's brain, it's not the severed nerves/blood vessels that kills them. It's the 'removing the brain' bit
#SpocksBrain
Although, admittedly, if you left the brainstem and surrounding regions, there'd be enough left to maintain basic physiological functions, so the body wouldn't die. Not right away, anyway. Maybe that's what's happened and McCoy is sparing Kirk the details?
#SpocksBrain
#SpocksBrain
"That incredible Vulcan physique kept the body functioning until the life support took over"
It's my understanding that Vulcans, having evolved on a high gravity arid world, are indeed very hardy. So, this checks out I guess?
#SpocksBrain
It's my understanding that Vulcans, having evolved on a high gravity arid world, are indeed very hardy. So, this checks out I guess?
#SpocksBrain
"...but there is no mind!"
No, McCoy. There's no brain. So, no mind. That's a given
I don't know if he's labouring a point needlessly or if Kirk is known to be particularly slow on the uptake with medical matters.
#SpocksBrain.
No, McCoy. There's no brain. So, no mind. That's a given
I don't know if he's labouring a point needlessly or if Kirk is known to be particularly slow on the uptake with medical matters.
#SpocksBrain.
"Spock's body is much more dependant on that tremendous brain for life support"
...mate, you JUST said that his Vulcan physiology makes him more hardy. Not even 'earlier', it was in THIS EXACT SCENE!
Pick a prognosis and stick to it, McCoy!
#SpocksBrain
...mate, you JUST said that his Vulcan physiology makes him more hardy. Not even 'earlier', it was in THIS EXACT SCENE!
Pick a prognosis and stick to it, McCoy!
#SpocksBrain
"It was taken out. It can be put back in"
Given his 'reputation', this isn't a brilliant line from Kirk.
#SpocksBrain
Given his 'reputation', this isn't a brilliant line from Kirk.
#SpocksBrain
Just now
"I can't tell you how long I can keep him alive, there's no guarantee"
Now
"If you can't find his brain within 24 hours you can forget the whole thing, Jim"
McCoy really isn't one for sticking with a prognosis, is he.
#SpocksBrain
"I can't tell you how long I can keep him alive, there's no guarantee"
Now
"If you can't find his brain within 24 hours you can forget the whole thing, Jim"
McCoy really isn't one for sticking with a prognosis, is he.
#SpocksBrain
Inspecting alien planet and their industrial development
Kirk: "Earth equivalent approximately... the year 1485"
That's... alarmingly specific. I suspect Kirk did a thesis on that year. I bet every other planet they find is equivalent to 1485
#SpocksBrain
Kirk: "Earth equivalent approximately... the year 1485"
That's... alarmingly specific. I suspect Kirk did a thesis on that year. I bet every other planet they find is equivalent to 1485
#SpocksBrain
The planet which is primitive, in an ice age, is showing signs of advanced technology, and they're all having trouble with this concept
Despite being from an interstellar organisation that has space travel and extrasolar colonies. Come on, guys.
#SpocksBrain
Despite being from an interstellar organisation that has space travel and extrasolar colonies. Come on, guys.
#SpocksBrain
"But... WHY do they want Spock's brain?"
They've been looking for it for 16 hours and Uhura is the first person to consider this? She doesn't get paid enough
I mean, I know none of them get paid, it's a post-money civilisation. But still.
#SpocksBrain
They've been looking for it for 16 hours and Uhura is the first person to consider this? She doesn't get paid enough
I mean, I know none of them get paid, it's a post-money civilisation. But still.
#SpocksBrain
"If I guess wrong, Mr Spock is dead. Spock will die"
...yes Kirk. That was pretty clear from the first statement.
#SpocksBrain
...yes Kirk. That was pretty clear from the first statement.
#SpocksBrain
Two redshirts on this away mission (not including Scotty), they just had a battle with the primitives, neither of them died.
Well, they haven't died 'yet'.
#SpocksBrain
Well, they haven't died 'yet'.
#SpocksBrain
"The others. They bring pain. And delight." And this large hulking man doesn't understand the concept of 'women'.
I feel like this is about to go all crudely-handled 60s-era gender politics analogy, and I'm really not happy about it
#SpocksBrain
I feel like this is about to go all crudely-handled 60s-era gender politics analogy, and I'm really not happy about it
#SpocksBrain
Oh god, McCoy's turned Spock into a radio controlled flesh puppet.
See, it's the future, who knows what medical advances have occurred that would make this plausible. My main beef is that his controller only has 8 buttons! Human(oid)s do more than 8 movements!
#SpocksBrain
See, it's the future, who knows what medical advances have occurred that would make this plausible. My main beef is that his controller only has 8 buttons! Human(oid)s do more than 8 movements!
#SpocksBrain
Psychologically speaking, McCoy, as ship's doctor should have given Kirk a heads up, for the sake of his mental health if nothing else
"Jim, your best friend and closest confidante? I've got him rigged up as a mindless meat robot. So, maybe brace yourself"
#SpocksBrain
"Jim, your best friend and closest confidante? I've got him rigged up as a mindless meat robot. So, maybe brace yourself"
#SpocksBrain
"There's enough power to push this planet out of orbit"
"What the source?"
"Either a nuclear pile 100 miles across..."
My physics is a bit rusty, but I'm fairly sure that still wouldn't be nearly enough to dislodge a whole planet.
#SpocksBrain
"What the source?"
"Either a nuclear pile 100 miles across..."
My physics is a bit rusty, but I'm fairly sure that still wouldn't be nearly enough to dislodge a whole planet.
#SpocksBrain
Elevator opens. First thing Kirk sees is a woman. She looks panicked, he shoots her. Stun setting admittedly, but still
Feel like the woman isn't the danger, here
#SpocksBrain
Feel like the woman isn't the danger, here
#SpocksBrain
McCoy is doing a tricorder-based polygraph test on a woman from an unknown species, and is very confident that she's not lying
There's just too much there to take apart. It's a whole melange of scientific bollocks
#SpocksBrain
There's just too much there to take apart. It's a whole melange of scientific bollocks
#SpocksBrain
Not sure Kirk has to grab the confused, scantily-clad woman he's interrogating so firmly. Guess he's the sort of guy who likes to go the extra mile
#SpocksBrain
#SpocksBrain
"You'll get nothing out of this one, Jim. Hers is the mind of a child"
Pretty sure McCoy didn't do any scans about that, it's just what he thinks.
#SpocksBrain
Pretty sure McCoy didn't do any scans about that, it's just what he thinks.
#SpocksBrain
"The primitive creatures warned us about the givers of pain and delight, and the frightening consequences of being captured by them"
Not sure if Kirk's talking about the alien race or he's just spent 5 minutes browsing the men's rights activist threads on Reddit
#SpocksBrain
Not sure if Kirk's talking about the alien race or he's just spent 5 minutes browsing the men's rights activist threads on Reddit
#SpocksBrain
"She may not remember [what she did], or even really know. Dissociation may be complete"
See, this is why this is weird. That's a totally legit scientifically valid thing for McCoy to say there, so clearly there is some expertise involved here.
#SpocksBrain
See, this is why this is weird. That's a totally legit scientifically valid thing for McCoy to say there, so clearly there is some expertise involved here.
#SpocksBrain
"There's no sun, but there's light". This is said by Scotty, and he sounds confused when he says it.
He's clearly not a real Celt, because that's not unusual for us, that's the default.
#SpockBrain
He's clearly not a real Celt, because that's not unusual for us, that's the default.
#SpockBrain
In a society dominated by women...
Kirk: "Your controller! Yes, I would like to see him".
300 years into the future, unconscious bias training still hasn't caught on.
#SpocksBrain
Kirk: "Your controller! Yes, I would like to see him".
300 years into the future, unconscious bias training still hasn't caught on.
#SpocksBrain
"Brain and Brain. What is Brain?!?"
Yup, I had this exact meltdown during my 3rd year exams
#SpocksBrain
Yup, I had this exact meltdown during my 3rd year exams
#SpocksBrain
"I never believed the human organism could take such pain" says McCoy, after having experienced said pain, and is currently acting more like someone who's stretching out after a moderately intense massage.
#SpocksBrain
#SpocksBrain
"There's no sign of engineering genius in any of those women". OK Scotty mate, give it a rest. So your wife left you because you work too much, there's no need to let it consume your whole personality.
#SpocksBrain
#SpocksBrain
"I noticed the delight aspect of this place... but that too was STRICTLY UNDER THE COMMAND OF THE WOMEN"
Kirk has, shall we say, 'issues', with the concept of women in authority. Let's hope he doesn't get put in charge of a super powerful star ship or anything
#SpocksBrain
Kirk has, shall we say, 'issues', with the concept of women in authority. Let's hope he doesn't get put in charge of a super powerful star ship or anything
#SpocksBrain
"I think that science may provide an answer"
"Agreed, Captain"
"And it does"
[Kirk turns and delivers gut punch to guard, scrap ensures]
I'd criticise, but I've seen grant approval meetings get bloodier than this
#SpocksBrain
"Agreed, Captain"
"And it does"
[Kirk turns and delivers gut punch to guard, scrap ensures]
I'd criticise, but I've seen grant approval meetings get bloodier than this
#SpocksBrain
[Kirk delivers double-handed punch to hulking guard]
"Science will triumph!"
Yeah, I'm OK with this.
#SpocksBrain
"Science will triumph!"
Yeah, I'm OK with this.
#SpocksBrain
"My medulla oblangata is apparently hard at work pumping blood, maintaining normal body temperature..."
At this point, the random nuggets of accurate neuroscientific exposition are more disorientating than anything, for me.
#SpocksBrain
At this point, the random nuggets of accurate neuroscientific exposition are more disorientating than anything, for me.
#SpocksBrain
[Disembodied voice Spock] "The skill to install a brain does not yet exist in the galaxy"
I approve of them acknowledging how insanely difficult such a thing would be.
#SpocksBrain
I approve of them acknowledging how insanely difficult such a thing would be.
#SpocksBrain
The 'dextrous movements with only an 8 button controller' scene I was expecting just happened, and I resent it
#SpocksBrain
#SpocksBrain
So there's a device full of head spikes that can implant complex knowledge into the average brain, so they become experts at stuff
Feel like the Star Trek people may have a legal case against the Matrix franchise
#SpocksBrain
Feel like the Star Trek people may have a legal case against the Matrix franchise
#SpocksBrain
[Now enhanced leader woman] "Without me, Spock would be dead. I did the surgery that allowed his body to survive"
[Kirk and McCoy thank her]
But arrogant? "Yeah I robbed your house, but I wiped my shoes before walking on the carpet, so you owe me"
#SpocksBrain
[Kirk and McCoy thank her]
But arrogant? "Yeah I robbed your house, but I wiped my shoes before walking on the carpet, so you owe me"
#SpocksBrain