1/ Bastard Thread:

Okay, I know, like me, you're unhappy with our week-long, crooked-looking-as-hell election. But, you guys know two things about me:

1. I'm evil af.
2. I like to be amused.

So let me share what amuses me about a Biden Administration. Illustrated below.

2/ First, the obvious. No matter how hard the media will try to paper over it, Joe will have ridiculous legitimacy issues. His election will always be suspect to 70 million people. I'm betting that number will grow. Especially if Republicans maintain in the legislature.

3/ Oh, and that elephant in the room. The Republicans look to possibly hang onto the Senate, and have made gains in the House, leaving Joe with Cocaine Mitch smirking at whatever sure to be near dysfunctional House can even manage to get to him that smacks of Joe's goals. Fucked.

4/ In two years this could grow even worse for him as a storm of retribution comes down in the midterms. His calls for "unity" will be laughed at, he will come across as weak.

"Yeah sure EB but that's the Republicans"

Oh my friends, I'm not done.

5/ Now onto his "friends." For starters, he has a sociopathic VP who will be measuring Joe for a coffin on January 21. She'll be skulking in his shadow, and be ready to use his rather obvious mental decline against him.

Then back to Congress...

6/ Chuck Schumer get to sit with his dick in his hand, of course. In the House though... oh my. Talk has already begun about kicking Nancy to the curb. The squad can use the narrow margin over the Republicans to force the gavel from her, effectively spaying moderates.

7/ That's Joe's people dead in the water. They'll have to lick AOC's toes for even a nibble of anything Joe wants to get through the House to die in the Senate. He'll also have to agree to shit policy pushes that will sour a decent portion of Democrat moderate voters.

8/ Oh and the voters.. Four years of hyperbolic Nazi talk and he's suddenly wanting to make buddies with those same supposed Nazis? Ha!

These people want blood. Joe knows he can't deliver it, so now he has to try to deprogram an angry, irrational populace HIS party programmed.

9/ We're already seeing that going poorly. The DNC has been kicking its dogs while holding pictures of John Q. MAGA in front of them. They're rabid, frighteningly so, in their hate. Yep, enjoy dealing with that monster you made, Joe.

10/ In the meantime, he's dealing with a slowly growing #walkaway movement, a diversifying and solidifying GOP, all the while his party is fracturing, whitening, and just received open endorsement and vote by one of the most high-profile white nationalists out there.

11/ Then he's got a growing Middle East peace that he's likely to fuck up. A virus he claimed he can magically "shut down" that we all know he can't do anything about, an economy shut down by the same virus, bad blood with Russia, his own entanglements via his son with Ukraine...

12/ and China, rioters that won't be stopping. Cities aching to defund police. Police who are livid pissed at him. An oil industry he has basically said he'd shut down. Blue city & state exodus, and I'm sure a myriad of other issues he's in no condition to handle.

13/ Plus he'll have Donald Trump with free time and resources to screw Joe over for the next four years in the most epic trolling fashion ever.

Welcome to your presidency, Mr. Biden. Now drop your pants, bend over that Resolute Desk, and spread.

End of Line.