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A thread on men in various departments/faculties in OAU, shall we? 
(Law boys, I'm coming for you
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(Law boys, I'm coming for you
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So #CitationTheMovie is out, and before you people start fawning over OAU, I want to expose you to some of the nonsense that goes on the name of romance among us here 
1. Law men
They look dapper most times. Double breasted suits, lapel pins like war generals, shiny shoes. But, LMAO. If you're looking to be taken as a complete joke, go to them.
Also, if your man is in that faculty and you aren't, LMAO God will protect your relationship.
They look dapper most times. Double breasted suits, lapel pins like war generals, shiny shoes. But, LMAO. If you're looking to be taken as a complete joke, go to them.
Also, if your man is in that faculty and you aren't, LMAO God will protect your relationship.
They will play you, then use English to justify their playing you. They study human rights but have no regard for your emotional rights. Do well to avoid these monsters with peng fades and pocket squares.
They're great for one night stands though. 10/10 would recommend
They're great for one night stands though. 10/10 would recommend
Next up : Social sciences guys
They're incredibly noisy and on the face of it, razz. Anywhere they go, it's noisiness and yoruba exclamations that follow them. Experts at dressing to look like they have no interest in classes, I hardly think they'd be good boyfriend material.
They're incredibly noisy and on the face of it, razz. Anywhere they go, it's noisiness and yoruba exclamations that follow them. Experts at dressing to look like they have no interest in classes, I hardly think they'd be good boyfriend material.
Faculty of admin:
They're mostly ded guys in this faculty. All I know about them is the fact that they glare at law students when they pass and they stole our law canteen Cook
Their relationships are probably dead too.
They're mostly ded guys in this faculty. All I know about them is the fact that they glare at law students when they pass and they stole our law canteen Cook
Their relationships are probably dead too.
Estate management:
ALL these ones ever want to talk about is the Land Law they did in 400 level. That's all. They will use land law to finish your ears. Always wearing nerd glasses and forming Alté, they look like cool kids, will probably leave you for a woman in law.
ALL these ones ever want to talk about is the Land Law they did in 400 level. That's all. They will use land law to finish your ears. Always wearing nerd glasses and forming Alté, they look like cool kids, will probably leave you for a woman in law.
Faculty of education:
If there are men in that faculty, I have never seen them. They're probably dead guys in relationships, just like the admin guys.
If there are men in that faculty, I have never seen them. They're probably dead guys in relationships, just like the admin guys.
Faculty of tech:
They said they're hot. I'll confirm and get back to you people shortly. In any case, they're good boyfriend material because they will always help you fix your laptop.
They said they're hot. I'll confirm and get back to you people shortly. In any case, they're good boyfriend material because they will always help you fix your laptop.
Architecture:
Hmm. I don't have a lot of experience with them, but they're lit at parties. They'll definitely be good for someone who likes open relationships and is into watching her man make out with someone else.
Also, they vex when you ask them to draw you for some reason
Hmm. I don't have a lot of experience with them, but they're lit at parties. They'll definitely be good for someone who likes open relationships and is into watching her man make out with someone else.
Also, they vex when you ask them to draw you for some reason
College of medicine:
I literally don't know where they hide. Unlike their counterparts in law that scatter around campus like broken chess pieces, these gentlemen don't have time for all that. Hot brainy men, but their downside is they will not fawn over you when you're sick
I literally don't know where they hide. Unlike their counterparts in law that scatter around campus like broken chess pieces, these gentlemen don't have time for all that. Hot brainy men, but their downside is they will not fawn over you when you're sick
Also, I'm pretty sure that they're great in bed. I mean, they know the biology of things don't they?
Faculty of arts
Phew! Here, I don't even know. They're happy and bitter at the same time. They seem like they'll be the type to dwell and thrive in toxic relationships.
Phew! Here, I don't even know. They're happy and bitter at the same time. They seem like they'll be the type to dwell and thrive in toxic relationships.
Urban and regional planning
Who? I mean, I don't even know where that faculty/department is
Who? I mean, I don't even know where that faculty/department is
EDM
All they wanna do is take you to their far far far building and do things to you on the roof while you struggle to focus on the night sky but you can't because your eyes are closing with pleasure. They're also usually quite sexy
All they wanna do is take you to their far far far building and do things to you on the roof while you struggle to focus on the night sky but you can't because your eyes are closing with pleasure. They're also usually quite sexy
Sciences
They seem like nerds. You'll probably have to hide their books to get their attention. Can't comment on their looks because I don't see much of them, but they're probably good enough
They seem like nerds. You'll probably have to hide their books to get their attention. Can't comment on their looks because I don't see much of them, but they're probably good enough
Also, they require a lot of patience and petting because white house do usually deal drastically with them. Very sad bunch, they'll probably play Lana del Rey when they want to have sex
Local government
Lmaooooooooooo. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD! Probably because their faculty is so removed from sight and access.
Lmaooooooooooo. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD! Probably because their faculty is so removed from sight and access.
Faculty of Agriculture
All they wanna do is plant their seed in you in agric foyer. Never met a short guy in agric too. They do usually tall. Hot guys, not very loud, probably scum.
All they wanna do is plant their seed in you in agric foyer. Never met a short guy in agric too. They do usually tall. Hot guys, not very loud, probably scum.
