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We seem to consistently forget that you can rip on Trump in a million ways without ever being fatphobic. To help, I'm creating a handy list you can refer to if you'd like to insult him:
1.) he wants to fuck his eldest daughter
2.) he's never met his younger daughter
1.) he wants to fuck his eldest daughter
2.) he's never met his younger daughter
3.) his wife hates him
4.) he's orange
5.) he's stupid
6.) he's ugly
7.) his mouth looks like a prolapsed anus
8.) his hair.
9.) I can't prove it but you know he's bad in bed
10.) has for sure never heard the sound of a woman orgasm
11.) he has no friends
4.) he's orange
5.) he's stupid
6.) he's ugly
7.) his mouth looks like a prolapsed anus
8.) his hair.
9.) I can't prove it but you know he's bad in bed
10.) has for sure never heard the sound of a woman orgasm
11.) he has no friends
12.) his ties are too long
13.) his suits are too big
14.) his eyes are too small
15.) he chronically mispronounces words
16.) he's both so stupid and irresponsible that it's genuinely hard to tell when he's being malicious from when he's being incompetent
17.) he's racist.
13.) his suits are too big
14.) his eyes are too small
15.) he chronically mispronounces words
16.) he's both so stupid and irresponsible that it's genuinely hard to tell when he's being malicious from when he's being incompetent
17.) he's racist.
18.) he's incapable of love
19.) he'd have more money if he hadn't squandered what his father left him with his myriad of terrible business schemes
20.) he's bad at business
21.) like, wildly bad
22.) so bad that he owes like $400mil
23.) Kim Jung-in doesn't like him back
19.) he'd have more money if he hadn't squandered what his father left him with his myriad of terrible business schemes
20.) he's bad at business
21.) like, wildly bad
22.) so bad that he owes like $400mil
23.) Kim Jung-in doesn't like him back
24.) Putin FOR SURE doesn't like him back
25.) he's so bad at his job he makes Boris Johnson look reasonable
26.) even Boris thinks he's an idiot
27.) he's just PARCHED with his thirst for approval that he will NEVER get
28.) even his own family hates him
25.) he's so bad at his job he makes Boris Johnson look reasonable
26.) even Boris thinks he's an idiot
27.) he's just PARCHED with his thirst for approval that he will NEVER get
28.) even his own family hates him
29.) no one at G5 wanted to sit with him at lunch
30.) he could never win at ANYTHING without cheating
31.) he's pathetic
32.) he's a small little man with the moral fortitude of a limp piece of grass
33.) he pretends to be richer than he is
34.) even Fox News is sick of him
30.) he could never win at ANYTHING without cheating
31.) he's pathetic
32.) he's a small little man with the moral fortitude of a limp piece of grass
33.) he pretends to be richer than he is
34.) even Fox News is sick of him
35.) nothing will ever make him happy
36.) he's incapable of happiness
37.) he's a rapist
38.) he's a fraud
39.) he's not even white mediocrity personified, he's white incompetence in power personified
40.) he likes his steaks well done
36.) he's incapable of happiness
37.) he's a rapist
38.) he's a fraud
39.) he's not even white mediocrity personified, he's white incompetence in power personified
40.) he likes his steaks well done
41.) professional sports teams rejected his invites to the White House like, a bunch of times
42.) he's repeatedly dunked on by a 17yr old climate activist
43.) no musicians like it when he plays their music at his campaign events
44.) his campaign events literally kill ppl
42.) he's repeatedly dunked on by a 17yr old climate activist
43.) no musicians like it when he plays their music at his campaign events
44.) his campaign events literally kill ppl
45.) he's never read a whole book in his whole life, not even his own
46.) it's entirely possible that he's illiterate, not due to lack of opportunity but to lack of interest
47.) Trump Steaks
48.) Trump Water
49.) Trump University
50.) Trump Ties
51.) Eric Trump
52.) Don Jr
46.) it's entirely possible that he's illiterate, not due to lack of opportunity but to lack of interest
47.) Trump Steaks
48.) Trump Water
49.) Trump University
50.) Trump Ties
51.) Eric Trump
52.) Don Jr
Anyway this list is by NO MEANS comprehensive, this is just to say:
When you say shitty fatphobic things abt him you don't hurt him-- he'll never hear you-- but you do hurt every fat person who has to see it. And they don't deserve to be punished for his malevolence.
When you say shitty fatphobic things abt him you don't hurt him-- he'll never hear you-- but you do hurt every fat person who has to see it. And they don't deserve to be punished for his malevolence.
ALSO! I'm sure I missed a lot!!! Please feel free to add to this list 
