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get in kids we're gay live tweeting tonight's poll winner, THOR: RAGNAROK, aka the most chaotically queer superhero film yet
only two possible interpretations of this film:
a) every character in THOR is queer, including bisexual!Thor
b) every character in THOR is queer except Thor, who is our comically bumbling cishet tour guide through the queer cosmos and the excuse for the rest of the film
a) every character in THOR is queer, including bisexual!Thor
b) every character in THOR is queer except Thor, who is our comically bumbling cishet tour guide through the queer cosmos and the excuse for the rest of the film
in THOR: RAGNAROK, toxic masculinity is literally evil but like the most pathetic kind of evil that's just desperately vying for whatever power is available through the path-of-least-resistance
LOKI: GOD OF MISCHIEF & BISEXUAL CHAOS
when you go home to visit your midwestern family
I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THOR AND DOCTOR STRANGE
it is a well known fact that locking your ambitious daughters away for thousands of years is good for their health and definitely definitely subdues them
LESBIAN BIG SISTER IS HERE AND SHE'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP
THE GAY ENERGY THIS HAS
THE SWAGGER.
THE STYLE.
THE DRUNKEN STUMBLE OF AN ENTRANCE.
TESSA THOMPSON AS VALKYRIE, LADIES AND GENTLEFOLK.
THE STYLE.
THE DRUNKEN STUMBLE OF AN ENTRANCE.
TESSA THOMPSON AS VALKYRIE, LADIES AND GENTLEFOLK.
introducing yourself to your ex's newest girlfriend like
thor: chaotic good
loki: chaotic neutral
hela: the chaotic evil lesbian superdyke of my dreams
loki: chaotic neutral
hela: the chaotic evil lesbian superdyke of my dreams
it's Gay Oz except creepy we get it
(also i will NOT discuss j*ff g*ldbl*m, whose day is coming!)
(also i will NOT discuss j*ff g*ldbl*m, whose day is coming!)
honestly we love a death goddess who speaks the truth about how empires get built!
normal conversations at the gay bar
earnest tweet: pour one out for stan lee 
gay panic
QUEER FRIENDS PLAY FIGHTING AS ADULTS DEALING WITH TRAUMA
trying to explain why you just CANNOT talk to that gay again, even if your friend likes them
BISEXUAL FLIRTING
femme tops forever
very real talk, that scene of hela absolutely slaughtering all of the elite women warriors of asgard â and of valkyrie clearly watching her lover die on front of her â is still one of the most eerie and disturbing scenes i've seen in a marvel movie
VERDICT: Thor is definitely bisexual. BANNER is the one who is straight. Only a straight person would say this. Queers will promise to fight natal family members for each other sight unseen.
I AM UNWELL
honestly i want to go to a drag show with thor
has there ever been a more dramatic bisexual scorpio with a leo rising?
the bisexuals said NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
2020
and that's a wrap on this gay live tweet! thanks for hanging in there, everyone! hopefully today, which is somehow still november 3rd!, will end soon! valkyrie hopes so too!
