I present to you the Hunter Biden Scandal! Thank you @justincamarata for the motivation.

This is a thread (0/16)

Hunter, while living in California, decides to fly 3,000 miles to Delaware. All to drop off a laptop for repair, coincidentally at a huge MAGA fan shop. He chose never to pick up his laptop. (1/16)

There's security footage of it, but it got lost—Epstein style. But don't worry- the MAGA man swears he saw him drop it off. It turns out he has a mental condition where he CANNOT RECOGNIZE FACES. He knew it was hunters, though, cause of the stickers on the laptop. (2/16)

MAGAman, naturally, didn't just erase and resell the laptop but did the totally normal thing of duplicating the hard drive & spending hours sorting through thousands of emails to find one that suggests Hunter might've tried to arrange a meeting with daddy Biden. (3/16)

No evidence any meeting ever occurred, but who cares. In comes Rudy Giuliani, cybersecurity expert, and talking set of teeth -who was tricked by Borat, and periodically butt dials reporters on accident -he has 'confirmed' the info, not even the FBI could. (4/16)

Rudy was so worried about the intel; he sat on the laptop for months until 3 weeks before the election. Naturally, it proves Hunter was into pedo devil sex too, but the proof is secret & only for Rudy's eyes. There's a video of it, but again, you just gotta trust, Rudy. (5/16)

Rudy refuses to send any electronic proof of the emails to anyone. But it's real and exists Again- not a single news agency has seen any evidence, except for photos of printed emails. This is why ThEY WoNT CoVeR iT. (6/16)

He was 'confirming' it the same time Trump received an intel briefing that Rudy was unknowingly being used by Russian operatives to spread disinformation. (7/16)

Rudy, tired of getting made fun of, tweets some more' source material text messages... except the text is in an APP THAT DIDN’T EXIST at the time it supposedly happened, and literally in Russia. Poor guy. (8/16)

This was all also investigated by a real Post reporter who refused to put their name on it, as no part could be verified. Several news outlets also passed on the story for the same reason, including FoxNews and WSJ. Ended up written by Sean Hannity's producer. Lol. (9/16)

Now comes a guy named Bobulinski - alleging he, uhh, met with Biden to discuss a Chinese business deal. Of course, he has proof: 'documents,' he says; naturally, he hasn't released anything. (10/16)

The WSJ opinion section finally publish a Bobulinkski piece. Note: opinion section, not news, as they still couldn't verify anything. It alleges the Chinese deal. The very next day, the WSJ news section refutes the entire thing, using Bobulinksi's own source material. (11/16)

Here comes Tucker Carlson. He is about to release a bombshell All the emails. Proving everything. Unfortunately, these apparently only existed as single physical copies. The emails. Electronic mails. (12/16)

It only existed as one physical copy. (Got that?) Sadly, these printed non-electronic emails were lost (stolen!) in the mail, and no one ever made a copy , so we may never know which dog ate Tucker's homework or who made-up this made-up story. (13/16)

Next up is Martin Aspen, a Swiss intelligence operative. He is the basis for many of these allegations and brought it public in a dossier that the PRESIDENT received.. it turns out he is not real. (14/16)

Literally, they made his face on a face generator and gave him a cute LinkedIn profile at a fake company. Probably just a cover for the deep state. https://thispersondoesnotexist.com 

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I think I've got it all, but hard to say! (16/16)

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/how-fake-persona-laid-groundwork-hunter-biden-conspiracy-deluge-n1245387

FIN

P.S.

Every time you refresh this page it creates a new “person”using AI. Creepy https://thispersondoesnotexist.com