I know u been missin me so these are things I wanted to tweet the last few weeks but couldn't cuz I deleted twitter (thread)
One day in and I miss twitter so bad God facebook sucks
Omg this DK Metcalf chase down is going to become a meme for sure

Sorry about the Seahawks loss you guys. Instead of wearing my away jersey I wore my hawks t shirt and screwed up the cosmos, won't happen again
Fyi you can buy a Tiffany greenhouse and it's considered an "every day item" to them. Only $275,000.
Just got my first COVID test today, this thing goes so far back it looped around to my mouth damn
RIP Sean Connery 2020 still swingin
Not only was my Bob Belcher halloween costume easy and cheap as hell but it also features my favorite piece of clothing: the white t shirt
Hey guys don't forget to make sure your phone automatically sets your clock back an hour tonight! #DaylightSavings
Maya's mom is definitely my favorite Pen15 character
Wow how bout this election eh boys??