Thread of Shit Football jokes

Alassane is a great Pléa

Lal-lana Del Rey

Harry's favorite movie is Citizen Kane

At the end of every Valentine's day my girl friend goes back to spain

She then becomes my Val En See Ya

If Modric becomes broke. Can we call him...

Modpoor?

Joe's reaction to being dropped by Southgate:

David doesn't have gold, he has Silva

I love eating food with jack. Because Jack Wil Shere

What do you call a dirty lion in spanish?

Lion El Messi

Famous players last name that sounds like a sheep saying yes in spanish?

Meehh-Ssi

(Messi himself made this joke)

Marco loves driving in his Rolls Reus

What happens when Toni Lato scores a goal.

Its a go-lato!

Athletic Bilbao Baggins

Atletico are angry about a draw. They should At...

Aston Villa can join La Liga. People would at them and say Villa-Rreal. Then they could go to Sevilla and buy David Villa and Joan Capedevilla.

When Juan is sad i ask him

What's the Mata?

Wait there's been Murder on Zidanes floor

Konrad thinks my jokes are getting Laimer

If Martial becomes a Lawyer... can he pass Martial Law

I saw Gary wearing shoes. The Neville wears prada

I want Mo Salad so i have the energy to run down the wing

Athletic Club have decided to change their name to Gimnastic Club.

So whats Tarra-gonna do?

Fekir made a bet that his team was gonna win. They lost.

He said "This Betis Bad"

Quincy made a Promes he couldn't keep