Observations. #371.
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BIGOTRY OF HIGH EXPECTATIONS

#WokeStapo: Listen ye Hindus, you cannot celebrate Navratri unless there are 0 crimes reported against women in India.
Hindus: But.. but that's impossible! No country has that stat!
#W:
H:
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H: But not all are Hindus!
#W: Always Hindu-Muslim! You people are bigots!
H:
#W: Hs, you cannot celebrate Holi since face-paints have chemicals & so much water wastage!
H: But.. but we can use natural colors...
#W: You are wasting water! Also, excuse me, I need to paint+

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my face..
H: For Halloween?
#W: No dum dum. I mean't my make-up! Sheesh.
H: But those are chemicals too. And water is wasted on golf-courses.
#W:
H:
#W: Listen ye Hindus, you cannot celebrate Diwali! Too much noise & air pollution!
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H: B-but.. what about vehicle emissions, industrial emissions... stubble burning..
#W: Shush! It also scares & hurts the animals.
H: Well animals are literally killed during the festival of -
#W: Bigot!
H:
#W:
H: So basically you are saying that I stop celebrating
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Hindu festivals until crimes-against-women rate is 0 & there's no air pollution.
#W: Isn't that a noble cause? Why would you be against it bigot.
H: But that's virtually impossible.
#W:
H:

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