These tweets brought to you by Mayor Harshwhinny and The Equestrian Health Care Adventure Quest Initiative of the Lost Ark A New Hope.

My Fellow Ponyvillians! Thank you for once again electing me your mayor, thus ensuring I will have the insurance to get a new liver again...again!

I'm sure you're all wondering how I can claim a landslide victory in this election with only 8 electoral votes to Toast's 253 and "A Babadook's" 9.

Well, that simple, they cheated. They're all just big cheating cheaters who cheat.

Though it pains me to intervene in our election system, it is my responsibility as your Mayor, Secretary of State, Town Treasurer and Drug Czar to keep you all safe from the other party's clear attempts to do a democracy and steal this election by voting.

I want you all to know that I am not just the Mayor for those who voted for me. I am, above all, a storm cloud of destruction and vindictive rage toward those who voted against me.

And have no doubt, my wrath will be an unstoppable tide of murder hornets in your butthole.

Gimme a minute...I...glldldljj

So, in summation, I'm the Mayor, you're not, prepare your buttholes for wasps!

It's a brand new day, a brand new liver and a brand new Mayor Harshwhinny ready to get back to work and hide in my office, away from your beady eyes and unwashed hooves for four more years!

Thank you, good luck, and Celestia bless you all. Or not. I don't care!