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I'm supposed to drop gist thread as usual, but I just need people to know this.
My brother wanted to marry from an Igbo home,he almost changed his mind when he got there.
Just incase you want to marry from an Igbo home too,go through this thread and RT for others
My brother wanted to marry from an Igbo home,he almost changed his mind when he got there.
Just incase you want to marry from an Igbo home too,go through this thread and RT for others
We got there in the morning, they served us kolanuts,Dry gin and 5 alive.I don't eat kolanuts so I only drank 5 alive.
They asked us what we came for, one of my werey uncle said....
"We've seen a beautiful flower in your compound and we are here to pluck it" ...
They asked us what we came for, one of my werey uncle said....
"We've seen a beautiful flower in your compound and we are here to pluck it" ...
In my mind I was like "Pele oo, gardener"
My father in law na said....
"That's nice, I have many flowers in my compound, which one are you talking about?"
My uncle tapped my cousin on his leg and said...
"This one is your question, answer"
My father in law na said....
"That's nice, I have many flowers in my compound, which one are you talking about?"
My uncle tapped my cousin on his leg and said...
"This one is your question, answer"
My cousin that is shy
gathered liver and said...
"It's Ijeoma sir"
Father in law called for Ijeoma, she came to the parlour then father in law asked...
"Ijeoma, these people said they have come to pluck a flower and it's you, do you know them? "
Ijeoma smiled and said yes...
gathered liver and said..."It's Ijeoma sir"
Father in law called for Ijeoma, she came to the parlour then father in law asked...
"Ijeoma, these people said they have come to pluck a flower and it's you, do you know them? "
Ijeoma smiled and said yes...
Father in law told her it's ok that she can go back to her room and told us that before we could pluck any flower there are some things we must bring.
My uncle werey quickly answered...
"We are ready for anything" as if he'll contribute
He na asked what we needed to do...
My uncle werey quickly answered...
"We are ready for anything" as if he'll contribute
He na asked what we needed to do...
It's wasn't even up to a minute papa Ijeoma went inside and brought out a laminated file.
Me I thought it was Ijeomas CV before he handed it to my uncle, that's where the problem started oo.
We started seeing terrible things.
It was a 3 paged laminated file.
Me I thought it was Ijeomas CV before he handed it to my uncle, that's where the problem started oo.
We started seeing terrible things.
It was a 3 paged laminated file.
My uncle opened it and this was what we saw in the first page...
1. One trailer of Onions
2. 50 kegs of palm oil and palm wine
3. 100 tubers of yam
4. 100 bags of Maize, beans and Rice....
1. One trailer of Onions
2. 50 kegs of palm oil and palm wine
3. 100 tubers of yam
4. 100 bags of Maize, beans and Rice....
When I saw that number 1,I knew papa Ijeoma was just Hushpuppi in disguise.
Even warehouses that were looted don't have those kind of things.
My uncle said "Papa Ijeoma it's only Ijeoma we want oo"
Papa Ijeoma smiled and said "I know, I brought only one file na"
Even warehouses that were looted don't have those kind of things.
My uncle said "Papa Ijeoma it's only Ijeoma we want oo"
Papa Ijeoma smiled and said "I know, I brought only one file na"
My uncle whispered to my cousin
"Let's go home oo, we don't have the money for all these things, even if we do we don't know where we will get them"
My cousin said....
"I've come too far to go back now uncle, I love Ijeoma, even if its to collect loan from China, I'm willing"
"Let's go home oo, we don't have the money for all these things, even if we do we don't know where we will get them"
My cousin said....
"I've come too far to go back now uncle, I love Ijeoma, even if its to collect loan from China, I'm willing"
My uncle said.....
"Mad oo, where do you want to get such huge loan from, even if you get it where do you want to buy all these things with the quantity they are asking"
Me that was dropping daily gist for twitter people ,my uncle told me that I wasn't saying anything.
"Mad oo, where do you want to get such huge loan from, even if you get it where do you want to buy all these things with the quantity they are asking"
Me that was dropping daily gist for twitter people ,my uncle told me that I wasn't saying anything.
I was like "Omo, I don't even know what to say sir"
My cousin said he can get a loan , that he has a friend in one bank in China, he contacted the friend and he said he can give him the loan of 10 million in a week.
My uncle said Ok and told papa Ijeoma that we would come back.
My cousin said he can get a loan , that he has a friend in one bank in China, he contacted the friend and he said he can give him the loan of 10 million in a week.
My uncle said Ok and told papa Ijeoma that we would come back.
We left there, one week later the money came, but the problem was were to get those things....
Then one of my friend introduced us to
"Agrocentric".
Agrocentric is an app where you can buy and sell agricultural products in any quantity at any time.
Then one of my friend introduced us to
"Agrocentric".
Agrocentric is an app where you can buy and sell agricultural products in any quantity at any time.
We quickly went to the app and we got everything including the onions 
Before we knew it 5 million don commot
We presented everything to papa Ijeoma the next Saturday, he was shocked, he asked us which warehouse we went to loot
Before we knew it 5 million don commot
We presented everything to papa Ijeoma the next Saturday, he was shocked, he asked us which warehouse we went to loot
My uncle explained everything about Agrocentric to him, immediately this Igbo man took his phone and went straight to http://Agrocentric.com and started posting that he has onions and other food items for sale
Not up to 5 mins, customer don full compound !!!
Not up to 5 mins, customer don full compound !!!
Papa Ijeoma even forgot that we came for engagement 
He left us and was attending to customers
Well my cousin and Ijeoma are now married. All thanks to Agrocentric for making it come to pass
BTW, Igbos are lovely people I really enjoyed myself at the wedding
He left us and was attending to customers
Well my cousin and Ijeoma are now married. All thanks to Agrocentric for making it come to pass
BTW, Igbos are lovely people I really enjoyed myself at the wedding
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