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january 4th is a sacred day in wrestling, and we all know why. because it was the opening battle of the new monday night war: impact vs raw #tna10
taz and tenay are here and they are fully stocked with 5 hour energy, then they throw to their broadcast colleague and personal friend of hulk hogan, bubba the sponge #tna10
they kick things off with the traditional best tna asset, the x division. and they uh, put them in a big red birdcage where you gotta climb up and wiggle out the top. sounds easy enough right. #tna10
taz sums it up: "its a race to get to that hole" #tna10
amazing red! #tna10
so its all fun and then homicide whacks everybody with a steel pipe and its a no contest. but then he still climbs up. and folks he's up there for a full minute and just cant get out that hole. eventually he just drops down. no gif because its truly painful #tna10
after the match jeff hardy returns to TNA with his short hair and tool shirt, just to bash homicide in the side of the head with a chair. overall a bad night for 'cide (who to be clear, is a legend) #tna10
the message is clear: "this cage is a toilet to me" #tna10
i should mention: hulk hogen is gonna be here tonight. big sexy is excited. he figures "im gonna be working for the number 1 organisation again, im gonna be making more money i probably ever have in my life" #tna10
a limo pulls up, but it's not hulk hogan! its someone even older! #tna10
it's boss time! kristal says "pro wrestling is filled with a bunch of inbred toothless degenerates, unlike MMA" #tna10
hulk hogan's limo is protected by cops, so no assassins stop him from getting to impact. still couldn't get there BEFORE the show though. luckily there's TNA cameras at various spots througout the city to track his progress. #tna10
lol #tna10
the holkster is in the house, they love him. he says now that he's here, TNA is gonna be the number one company in the world! brother #tna10
scott and xpac are here because they heard about all the money TNA is about to make. pac says "we are here to par-TAY!" and hulk, very serious, responds "no... not this time" #tna10
so the NWO is all here and the 3 cool ones are like "hey lets do cool NWO shit again and take over" but hulk and bish are all "no we decided we don't wanna kill the company this time" #tna10
eric bischoff has TORN UP THE FORMAT and produced his own brand new format, so fuck the whole first half of this show i guess, that didn't matter. #tna10
tna had womens tag belts by this point, the whole "knockouts division" thing was really cookin' #tna10
taylor and sarita were a fun fiery babyface team, crowd got really into this #tna10
