my chemical romance as niche culinary interests they might have (but are bad at): a thread
ray has the vibes of like classic dad bbq. like he’s learning how to use a smoker. but he lived in nj and then ca so if he has one it’s probably a traeger 🙄 anyway he’s trying really hard and can probably get good at it but it’s just,,, not
mikey probably has a weirdly complicated coffee setup. it’s like a whole shop in there. looks like a fuckin 1800s steam engine. never uses it, always goes to starbucks. however if you are an overnight guest he goes over the top to make a super fancy cup for u. it isn’t even good
gerard keeps saying he wants to learn how to bake bread but tried once & was terrible at it. has a horribly maintained sourdough starter. you Will get bloated after eating his bread. it’s very over-porous bc he forgets about it when it’s rising and so there r lots of air pockets
frank is into like. weird fermentation shit. but he’s really bad at it he tries to make sauerkraut or something and the jar explodes bc he didn’t ventilate it properly. he keeps trying tho but he’s banished to idk somewhere out of the house so no one gets hurt by exploding jars
okay that’s the end of the thread <3 thank you <3
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