If Namibian Artist were High School Teachers.

A thread.
Gazza:

Mathematics teacher. Never misses class, that one teacher that doesn’t look like a teacher, drives a Legend 45,soccer team coach, low key drunkard, has kids that don’t speak oshiwambo but always with them at school showing them off.
King Tee Dee:

Grade 11 F class teacher, very rude and insults every student annoys him, economics teacher, owns a bar and a few tuck shops, students hate him.. hostel matron that hates all uncircumcised boys in the hostel.. very business minded and always wants to quit teaching.
Sunny Boy:

Physical Science teacher that teaches with grade 12 certificate, best teacher but never gets award, you’ll find him at clubs hanging with manonas even when everyone one knows his woman.. gets drunk even during the week but still makes it to work. Everyone loves him.
Ees:

Foreign Exchange Teacher from Germany.. the type that will wear anything to school, Teach’s life skills, always motivating students in class instead of teaching. Drives a 1976 ford that was last serviced in 1820.
Skipper Wills:

North Teachers, just graduated from varsity, Teach’s Agriculture, Alcohol addict ( all new teachers thou) all grade 12 girls are falling for him. Best at teaching but loves telling stories instead of teaching, on final warning for coming to school drunk.
Mbuku:

History teacher. That one teacher that dresses like they don’t get paid, know history too much like he was alive in all generations, never a dull moment in his class because kids laugh at his outfits, only drinks Tassen and rides a bike to school.
Tate Buti:

Principal, very funny, his daughter is the Head Girl, doesn’t speak English properly but doesn’t care, all the teachers respect him cos he been in the game for long, secretly dating the girl’s hostel matron.. drives a Benz.
Ann Singer:

Biology Teacher.. all the boys in school are crushing on her, always serious with teaching, flirts with the Agriculture teacher, drives a polo. Gossips with the girls in her class, knows everything happening in the school.
Lize:

Nobody really knows what she does at the school.. only seen at Assemblies or school event’s but always get awards. Rumored to be sleeping with the principal for favors... no one knows much about her because she’s never at school.
Exit:

Best teacher in the school but trouble, two female teachers and 17 learners don’t talk because he slept with them all, always with the boys in the hostel, drives a Golf, English Teacher, alcohol and weed addict. Assistant coach for soccer but never shows up for practice.
Top Cheri:

Coast teachers, Teach’s Geography, always with the girl’s you’ll think she’s not a teacher, every male teacher wants her but she friend zoned them all, sometimes she teaches Mathematics, helps new teachers with everything. The whole school loves her.
Dion PDK:

Lover boy of teachers, doesn’t laugh with anyone, sleeps with students when they go on out weekends, dating two teachers at the same school, drives a BMW. Nobody knows how he became a teacher. On final warning for fighting with school boys over huns.
Am tired 😒 don’t be boring, add your artist.
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