You've already heard of lotr characters as mulino bianco products, now get ready for fëanorians as kinder&ferrero snacks and chocolates, a thread:

(Thank you @feanoriel for suggesting this)
Fëanor/Curufinwë/Fëanáro as DUPLO

- GOD TIER
- rich flavour
- three perfect nut jewels covered in chocolate 💦
Nerdanel "The Wise" as KINDER CEREALI

- reasonable
- perfect balance between chocolate and cereal
- familiar
Maedhros/Nelyafinwë/Maitimo as MON CHÉRI

- classy and reasonable appearance
- very strong on the inside
- eating too many is a bad decision
Maglor/Canafinwë/Macalaurë as KINDER PARADISO

- just nice
- minimal aesthetic
- may taste like sadness and regret when you grow up
Celegorm/Turcafinwë/Tyelkormo as FERRERO ROCHER

- sparkly exterior
- bumpy, uneven interior
- cronchy
Caranthir/Morifinwë/Carnistir as POCKET COFFEE

- stronk
- might look intimidating but caffeinates you just right
- support
Curufin/Curufinwë/Atarincë as NUTELLA B-READY

- duplo jr wannabe
- you either love it or hate it
- great expectations
Amrod&Amras/Pityafinwë&Telufinwë/Ambarussa as KINDER BUENO

- twinsies
- eating two at once can be too much
- you kind of forget about it once you've grown up
Celebrimbor/Telperinquar as KINDER DELICE

- so nice and comforting
- reminds you of good things
- you're sad when it's finished
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