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Apologies for the lack of art! I'm hoping to have something to post within the next week or two. But, uh, in the meantime, if anyone wanted a fat, washed-up rockstar Orph*us AU, uh...
So he gets REALLY big REALLY young, and I don't really know what would parallel his myth in modern-day life, but SOMETHING happens and he's separated from E*rydice and he just cracks under the pressure.
I guess I hc him as a bit of a trainwreck, haha. Idk if it's drugs or alcohol or a mental illness or what, but he's very not okay during the ensuing period. He's basically a shutin, and has completely vanished from the public eye.
Eventually he runs out of money or something and starts mooching off Z*greus (who he met... somewhere, idk!), and the human contact has him slowly coming back out of his shell and beginning to recover.
But he also starts gaining weight at an absurd rate bc Z*greus eats a ton and keeps a lot of fattening food around the house. It's fine for him bc he exercises, but Orph*us... doesnt.
So suddenly this skeletal goth is huge and flabby and soft and parts of him keep spilling out of his ridiculously tight clothing and Z*g has to help him with it bc he's so needy (trainwreck!!!).
And Z*g is kind of sheepish about this whole thing. But he seems happier??? It's better for him than previous addictions? It's probably fine!
Maybe Orph*us is not, like. Very aware of how much weight he's gaining and how much of him he's baring with that tank top. Z*g is maybe a little too cool with it doesn't tell him, even when he's like. Completely indecent.
He's always been out of shape and had no stamina (just. For the opposite reasons.) and he's already used to being waited on hand and foot. He knows he's big, but not BIG big?
Until Euryd*ce comes back into the picture. Uh, she's been living on a hippie nature commune or something for like the past 5 years. And then she comes back to civilization and makes her first Twitter account and Orphe*us finds it immediately bc he's pathetic and lonely.
And now he's sulking bc it's finally registered to him how ENORMOUS he actually is and he wants to see her again but is too embarrassed. But he's not, like. Doing anything about it.
But Z*greus is a good wingman and snoops a bit further, and apparently Eur*dice doesn't fucking know how twitter works because she's been liking tons of hardcore feeder shit on main. So he's super pumped bc no, this is perfect!
And there's a touching reunion... Euryd*ce has probably been worried sick about him bc the last publically available picture of him had him looking sickly thin, and there have been a bunch of scary rumors about what actually happened to him floating around.
And so when they finally do meet up, she's expecting him to be absolutely tiny, and brings a bunch of little treats for him? But when she finally sees him, it's like. Oh. *Oh.*
And she's probably so into it that she's just. Practically jumping him right there. Making out with him. Grabbing an armful of flab and dropping it, thanking Z*g for taking good care of him.
So they get back together and Z*g is just kind of awkwardly third-wheeling bc maybe he's kind of into this. He can take over whenever Eur*dice needs a vacation from the neediest boyfriend on earth, idk.
I apologize if that was too focused on the ships instead of actual kink content! It's where my head's been as of late... I'm still having a hard time figuring out what kind of things I want to and do not want to post on social media.
