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Jack is going to be friends with Hailey
jack is going to lie to his grandparents
god damn jack you going to a private school #rich
Looks like Jack might have to get glasses
hmmm what are they gonna do
WTF JACK
Uh oh Jack might get the belt 
seems about white
nooooo jacks mom 
YOOOOOOO JACK FINALLY PULLED SOME BITCHES
NOOOOOOOO
lets see if jack can pull another bitch
mission: failed
jack is starting high school 
Jack is going to tryout for the football team and become the next megatron
congrats jack
LMFAOOOOOO
RIP Nick 
congrats jack
YOOOOOO JACK
Jack gonna be friends with someone 
congrats jack
YOOOOO JACK PT. 2
with 74th pick in the BFL draft... the Atlanta Vultures select... @archibaldthaman, RB
hopefully this money will help him pull some bitches
congrats jack
huge moment for jack here let’s see if you pull it off
Jacks rookie season numbers: 1,790 total yards
14 Total TDS
8-8 record
14 Total TDS
8-8 record
Jack wins ROTY
Jack gets a fat contract offer
Jacks season 2 numbers:
HUH?
Jack has broke his collarbone
Jacks season 3 numbers. Missed 12 games
Jack bounces back in season 4. Next year is a contract year let’s see what happens
Jack has torn his ACL...
jack was on pace for a monster season sigh
Jack will not be resigning with the Atlanta Vultures.
Teams interested in him include:
Detroit
Green Bay
Miami
Teams interested in him include:
Detroit
Green Bay
Miami
A surprise team has entered the mix with a huge contract offer. Jack will be signing with the LA Stars
Jack has shattered his jaw. He will be undergoing major conditioning to make sure this doesn’t happen next year
Season 6 stats
After requesting a trade after pulling no bitches, he was unable to be moved.
