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Hannity on fire from the very start. Talking about the great country known as the US of A. But heads up sports fans — you should be worried. Wanna know why? Well,
Here’s the thing about Pennsylvania. You can’t trust them. The state is made up of garbage cans full of Trump ballots. That little election you had? Rigged. The mailmen? Some of em, not even men. And dead people? Oh they be voting. How you ask? Well,
When you die your soul enters a “transmutated state” right? It’s neither alive nor dead—the body has rested eternally but the spirit lingers on a ghostly plane. And in Pennsylvania that plane has been stacked with polling places installed by the democrats. How’d they do it? Well,
In 1984 a little known democrat named Peter Strzok took a tour of Drexel University as a prospective student. He wandered into the cafeteria and found a portal to the spirit realm. That’s when called his friend, a guy named Bob Mueller, to hatch a scheme. So what’d they do? Well,
To understand that you have to realize that Tom Bevan’s 2020 polling didn’t ask suburban moms who only watch Will & Grace reruns if they remembered which Solyndra SVP Obama promised a new Chevrolet in exchange for private server space bleach bit formula. What did he poll? Well,
Bevan attended a marxist protest to legalize underground baby fights in tel aviv when he was moonlighting for the yakuza’s dark web soy merchants, a cartel funded by — you guessed it — Bob Mueller. So why did Mueller prop up artificial prices of soy products? Well,
The Green New Deal calls for banning cows. No cows? No meat. No meat? No food. No food? No boys. No boys? Only girls. What do girls like? Going out on the town. Where do they go? Sushi restaurants. What do you need to eat sushi? Soy. And WHERE DOES SOY COME FROM? Well,
Obama would have you believe soy has nothing to do with Solyndra. But take out the L. SOYndra. Now take out the Y. SONdra. Who was Obama’s son? Ask Chuck Hagel. He was in charge of getting Strzok the polling machines for the spirit realm. But he hit a snag. What was it? Well,
To get a polling machine into the 4th dimension you need to rip a current in the fabric of space-time. In the 80s, it was unheard of. So Hagel asked himself, how do I hyposublimize a physical object into nanoparticles? That’s when he remembered—the Deep State. What’s that? Well,
Hold on hannity tossed to hemmer at the big board map to talk about Arizona returns
