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While we all float in limbo, here's a silly-ass thread about my two attempts at anniversary gifts this year. Comfy? Here we go...
So, on October 2nd this year, a strange man wandered into our backyard. He somehow knew the gate code, did not knock on the front door, and ambled into the backyard where he vanished behind the guest house.
Our daughter says, "Hey there's this weird guy in the backyard." I'm trying to get the security camera app on my phone to work, just to make sure the guy isn't naked, wearing a Donald Duck mask and holding a hatchet before I go to confront him...
...when my lovely wife strides by both me and my daughter, standing at the back door, and barks, "STAY in the house."
She is holding a pink baseball bat she keeps in a closet in her office.
So now I go trailing behind her, in flip flops and cargo shorts, still trying to get my phone to work.
