im watching fox news for some reason and even these anchors are struggling to explain why counting should stop
it’s like fox hasn’t decided whether or not to go fully off the rails so they’re just flailing about in the middle
never mind looks like tucker has made the call to go off the rails
so far every fox host has actively shat on their own stats team for calling Arizona
fuck it I guess I’m just live tweeting Fox News now like I’m freakin president cheetoh over here
okay trump lawyer is insinuating that by “count ALL votes” biden is winking at ALL votes. ALL. even the illegal ones we send with our butts ok now I’m drinking
ok just remembering on “The Five” they tried to do a lighter side segment with web clips. one of them was a man getting injured with glass and the other was a train accident
tucker’s guest just said the uncounted ballots are likely from dead people, to which tucker replied “sad story”
now they don’t know what to do so they’re just shitting on Nate silver for being wrong in 2016 and honestly......I’m down
oh fuck they’ve put hannity on the tv now this is deranged behavior
Every sentence on this network is an absolute roller coaster
I don’t think they have anything planned for hannity to say they just let him run. It’s like he’s doing improv and no one will tag him out
Hannity is VERY offended that someone on CNN referred to Clarence Thomas as “uncle Clarence”
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