kin assigning dreamteam to colorguard equipment

dream as sabre

sabre is generally reserved for the best people on the team because it requires a lot of skill and you know who’s good. Dream. also from personal experience many people who spin sabre are stubborn and self righteous so if you get what i’m saying /lh

george as flag

everyone starts off spinning flag just as everyone starts off stanning george. everyone loves flag (george) because instructors rarely yell at flag line (mainly bc we always suck anyway but that’s irrelevant) and i have cried over both because they’re so stunning

sapnap as rifle

they’re both reliable and sturdy. if rifles were personified they’d say brazy because they are hypebeasts and i stand by that. ppl who spin rifle are also good at guard because they, like sabres, had to be promoted to that spot and sapnap is good at minecraft soo

bonus patches as gloves

makes everything hurt less