It's your first press conference as the manager of your brand new League One club, tell the press what your goals for the season and for the long term future?
You've had a strong pre-season and you've brought in some good players, but you are 10 games into the season and you 21st in the table. The fans are turning on you and they want you gone, what is your reaction to this?
The winter transfer window rolls around and he brings in a 23 year old ST, who scores 14 goals in his first 20 games, you finish in a play-off place in 5th and get to the play-off semi-finals. You find yourself 3-0 down at HT. You deliver a inspirational team talk, what is it?
A miracle! Your team brings the game back to 4-3 with your star man scoring a last minute winner in the last minute of extra time! What is your reaction after the game?
New season. New division. New faces in the changing room. Yet again, another press conference before your first game in the Championship, what are your expectations for this season, giving its a much tougher season?
You win your first game in the Championship 5-0 with your star boy scoring a hattrick? What is your reaction?
Derby day rolls around in December and the atmosphere is electric. The stadium is full. It's a 8 goal thriller with you winning 5-3 with your homegrown captain scoring 2 in the last 5 minutes to secure victory over your local rivals. Your reaction to this is?
Unfortunately your luck runs out. You lose 3-2 at home to Derby County and your manager goes berserk after a blatant push from the opposing CB inside the box has not been deemed a penalty. You have been sent off for the first time in your managerial career.
That didn't matter though as your form later picks up at you win the Championship, gaining automatic promotion to the Premier League!
Reaction?
As your first Premier League game comes in, the nerves settle in. On social media you are memed in your first PL press conference. You lose 5-1 at home to the reigning Premier League champions, Chelsea (😏)
18 games into the season, 1 win, 3 draws and 14 losses, 6 points in total. You are on the verge of the sack.
6 games later after weeks of financial struggle and tax problems, your club files for adminisration. Your owners bail on you and leave, leaving the club hopeless. The chairman frantically looks for an owner.
You have been saved! A wealthy billionaire purchases the club 5 days later, with the club on the back end of a 1-0 win over the Premier League champions! Your reaction?
You perform the Great Escape, you finish in 17th place, avoiding relegation by a mouse's eyelash. Your last game of the season ends in a 2-1 victory at Charlton.
Next season. Your owners stick to their word and you are heavily linked with 4 of these big name superstars for £100 million, which one will you sign?
You start of the season in OK form. First half of the season, 19 games, 9 wins, 5 draws and 5 losses, 32 points so far. After a shock 3-0 win over Liverpool at Anfield, what is your thoughts on the season so far?
After an OK start to the season, you go on an incredible 13-game winning streak, with the 13th win being 4-0 demolition of Tottenham Hotspur. Red. Hot. Form. Before losing 2-0 at home to Leicester.
You win your next 5 games and on the last game of the season, you are level on points with Manchester United (81). You are drawing 2-2 to Wolves at Home and your summer signing takes the ball and curls a 88th minute winner into the top corner! You have just won the league.
You, the manager, lifts the Premier League trophy. A big tearful smile appears on your face. You have done the impossible.
You are interviewed on the pitch where fans are spewing onto the grass, dancing, celebrating and drossing themselves in champagne. What do you have to say to the man behind the mic?
The years go by and you have turned your chosen League One club into a European giant. You have won Champions Leagues, Premier Leagues, FA Cups, you've brought in world class players. There is just one more thing you need to do...
Your work is finally complete. After 30, yes, 30 years of managing the club, you retire from management. Give one last message to the fans, with the players carrying you around the pitch.
Likes and retweets appreciated 🙏 This took a while. Credit to @TheSilvaEra for the idea, if you haven't already go check his player version of this 👍
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