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Yikes.
@ladygaga, did you have your charisma surgically removed?!
@realDonaldTrump, I've never seen a better illustration of the truism "Shut up and sing."
This is like something a fifth-grader put out. Plodding, leaden, and mortifying.
Yikes.
@ladygaga, did you have your charisma surgically removed?!
@realDonaldTrump, I've never seen a better illustration of the truism "Shut up and sing."
This is like something a fifth-grader put out. Plodding, leaden, and mortifying.
The comedian Scott Thompson said, "The best show is when an audience walks out at the end without knowing the performer's politics."
I agree.
That's why I listen to old music and watch old movies.
Sick to death of being lectured by fifth-graders.
I agree.
That's why I listen to old music and watch old movies.
Sick to death of being lectured by fifth-graders.
Lady Gaga could do with a remedial course in charisma taught by Christopher Walken.
I'm not sure if charisma can be learned, though.
A huge part of charisma is HUMOR.
And the most charismatic people are self-deprecating.
In 1984, here's what Trump said about himself:
A huge part of charisma is HUMOR.
And the most charismatic people are self-deprecating.
In 1984, here's what Trump said about himself:
"The football thing is cute, Trump Tower and the piano and all of that, it's all cute, but what does it mean? he says, sounding what borders on a note of uncharacteristic despair."
"Asked to explain, he adds: What does it all mean when some wacko over in Syria can end the world with nuclear weapons?"
So Trump set out to FIX THE WORLD.
He wasn't satisfied with making token dumb-ass lecturing, hectoring, insulting promos for professional corruptoids.
And despite the odds, he won and will win again.
The secret?
He delivered.
He wasn't satisfied with making token dumb-ass lecturing, hectoring, insulting promos for professional corruptoids.
And despite the odds, he won and will win again.
The secret?
He delivered.
Lady Gaga was screeching about how Trump feels entitled to assault women, while Biden is a good man who respects women.
The Biden videos speak for themselves, but did you notice that not one of Trump's fake accusers claimed that he grabbed them by the hoohah?
The Biden videos speak for themselves, but did you notice that not one of Trump's fake accusers claimed that he grabbed them by the hoohah?
We had a last accuser this campaign season, and she disappeared immediately.
And of course Trump said that women LET HIM etc. etc.
In other words, it was consensual.
I thought women were allowed to be just as raunchy as men.
It's all very confusing.
And of course Trump said that women LET HIM etc. etc.
In other words, it was consensual.
I thought women were allowed to be just as raunchy as men.
It's all very confusing.
Lady Gaga actually showed HER OWN hoohah in a godawful video she made with what's-her-name.
Beyoncé.
Look up the word "nadir."
Female pop stars' videos are like a guided tour of hell.
They were all influenced by the movie The Cell.
Beyoncé.
Look up the word "nadir."
Female pop stars' videos are like a guided tour of hell.
They were all influenced by the movie The Cell.
I remember The Cell being a good movie, but female pop stars have been recycling it for 20 years now.
The movie is about mental pathology.
Today's female pop-star videos are pathological.
Note how Lady Gaga can't even PRETEND to be normal anymore.
The movie is about mental pathology.
Today's female pop-star videos are pathological.
Note how Lady Gaga can't even PRETEND to be normal anymore.
All she had to do was put out a sincere appeal to average rural voters, and she came across as a contemptuous psycho.
And a BORING one.
Democrat activists reporting in from allover the country:
And a BORING one.
Democrat activists reporting in from allover the country:
All is well.
Be happy warriors.
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Be happy warriors.
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