This is my brief statement on today's historic election: https://bit.ly/3oRQEaj . Please don't summarize it or discuss its contents in response. I want to share this directly with my peeps. This is straight from my heart, and it's the most important message they'll hear today.
All I know is that it's me. You look like you're lots of fun.
If we're really honest, though, the problem here is your friends. Your friends don't dance and, if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.
Giving a wannabe dictator the boot is a fascinating thing. Let's all meet down on Fascination Street and keep our spirits up today.
Last one. It's election day after four stupid stupid years. Here's a Rock Lobster.
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