OK I've finished crunching the numbers based on early poll results, and here's my predicted electoral map.
whoops. due to a technical error (8-bit conversion in Glimpse) some states got rendered black instead of light grey.
We'd like to apologize to all members of the Natural Law party for this mistake.
also keep in mind that despite a bad color choice, we are not predicting Puerto Rico will sink beneath the waves.

We just didn't expect they'd write in so many votes for Plaid Cymru and had run out of colors on our system.
hopefully by 2024 we'll be able to update and won't be generating election maps in PC USA 2.0 from 1990
it turns out that the earlier drawing of Michigan in black may not have been in error after all.
after checking with our on-the-ground reporters, it turns out that the majority of early ballots cast have voted to leave the US, not just politically but physically.
So far the top 4 locations voted for New Michigan are:
1. connected to the north coast of Brazil
2. Just hanging out with New Zealand
3. In the middle of Mongolia somehow?
4. Attached to Norway
Some people have pointed out that if Jeb Bush is on the map, his party should be listed as Jeb!, as that's how his party was run.
Correct, however, due to a mistake in ballot printing, all those votes are actually for Jens "Jeb" Bergensten, lead creative designer for Minecraft.
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