Tweeting like the big United ft accounts a thread:
@UTDTrey

Ryan Giggs has beat his wife more times this week (1) than Pulisic has league goals this season (0) dfkmmmmm this man is the sugarcoated American Iheanacho
@vintageredss

Can’t stop thinking about what Luke Shaw would get up to if we go into a second proper lockdown, this fella would probably set up a secret YouTube channel and do all you can eat ASMR videos and waddle back into training looking like the English Augustus Gloop
@NG_________

Wan-bissaka is a dead baller idc what anyone says he only got the most successful tackles in the premier league on his first season for us and pockets Mbappe and Neymar for fun......yo maybe I should drop my agenda against probably the best defensive fullback itw
@RiZzyUTD

Leeds get promoted to the premier league after 16 years in the championship and Manchester United get relegated from the premier league after 46 years the following season

At least we can win a title down there😭😭
@RealistGlizzy

How have we just give Arsenal their first away win at OT in the league since 2005 but winning PSG away for the second time in a row two weeks before

The inconsistency of this football club will be the death of me 💀
@Mcsaucee

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