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I have chosen to air this tweet. Why have I chosen this? Well there a number of reasons why I would air your tweet but you have probably said some dumb shit. Please say less dumb shit so in future I don't have to air your tweets

Oh you made a tweet about ok then mate i’ll come down to your house and i’ll break your legs you won’t be able to type after i rip your tongue out your mouth and stick it where the son don’t shine son you’re going to regret tweeting this on my mother

You bodied him. You know what that means? That means he’s crying right now as we speak. The ape is on his knees sobbing to his mom as we speak. He’s been bodied and he can not recover from this massive W idolo. I hope you are respected more from this dub my sir.

If you were building a house and you were 75% done and then this pandemic came and you had to stop for a while. You wouldn’t start working on a new house after instead of finishing the old one would you? So why forget about this season and start afresh?

Simp? I'm not a simp I degrade every woman I meet down to tears, I made my mom cry while i was still in her womb while also making her crave protein powder for the entire 9 months. I'm the furthest thing in existence from a simp so you better watch who the fvck your calling simp

Guys I’ve decided to quit school and my job and focus on twitter. My goal in life is to become like one of the big accounts and I won’t stop until I reach my goal. I hope you can all support my decision.

oi u fatty meet me outside tescos asap, im fuming. my sons just come in crying saying u stroked his face promising fifa points u fat nonce. im an 7ft3 war veteran that weighs 700 of PURE MUSCLES. pal. i wouldnt wanna mess u fat ape cunt.

I have come to the conclusion that FT are a step below me in terms of intelligence. Therefore I can't communicate with anyone properly without some uncivilised slang being used against me such as a 'dcv' or 'aired g' and honestly it's crossing the line. Grow up you delinquents

Right mansur fuck this idec if someone reports me fuck this app anyways. You're a scummy little prick. You know full well I hate nonces. And you took ONE of my fucking replies to get clout you selfish little fucking brat. Fuck off. Stupid ignorant cunt

Na fuck you Gaetan. Fuck right off. I've had to sit here the last hour explained left right and centre paedopholia is wrong yet you still persists with this idiotic statement to make me look bad knowing full well I hate Pedo's

W bodied the neek hes crying rn as always bro like and rt? #GainSZN fb im almost at 2000

Someone wanked to your pictures and the whole twitter exploded and you literally broke down You should think twice about it, it really isn't about the confidence or anything, this isn't just the right platform Not saying you're restricted to posting but y'all should take cautions

Bragging about a 30 second penalty for a ball to the arm pit? thank fuck your clubs cycle is coming to an end, when Klopp leaves you’ll go back to the dark days

Not to be a party killer, but the music is really really loud and I just can’t take it.! Ugh Ugh I’m so angry!!!! Oh hey Boris, how you doing mate? Oh I’m just really loud I could lock down the whole country as a punishment. And that Kids is how Britain went in to lockdown

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I'm sure you felt fucking enlightened when you said this. You typed this out and you smirked confidently to yourself, nodding as you clicked on the reply button

imo men > women tbh. there’s world women’s day but where’s a day for men? Or women’s history month but where’s a men’s history month? who won the wars for the countries who fought in it? men.

listen mate if you want to keep trolling me that's fine but I'm tired of being internet bullied honestly. In school I'm very popular and have very good grades which is something not many kids people can say. my parents are divorced but that doesn't matter.

I’ve had enough of all these 12 year old virgins using copy and pastes under all of my posts. It’s time to stop and come up with your own creative tweets. That’s why you’re still a virgin on twitter simping for Addison Rae.

Well done gaetan. Enjoy 10 likes, I hope it makes u happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Gaetan. U ruined my image completely so u could save the 10 likes for yourself. I hope that you use the likes get some lessons in grace and decorum.

I didn't fuck my cat. I didn't cum on my cat. I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn't going to make apology videos after last years thing so I'm just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible

This is not a troll account. This is one of the most serious and genuine accounts on this app. No type of trolling is appreciated. We deal in serious and matured business here.

didnt ask for ur fucking reply did i? and seriously an OK?? wtf are you? a 1 year old baby? come on man you a grown ass man and ur best answer for my reply is an OK? seriously man u are so fucking boring idk who u r but if i see u in the streets u are done bro u are done

didnt ask for ur fucking reply did i? and seriously an OK?? wtf are you? a 1 year old baby? come on man you a grown ass man and ur best answer for my reply is an OK? seriously man u are so fucking boring idk who u r but if i see u in the streets u are done bro u are done

I am a catfish. And there’s a reason I didn’t crop that photo, and it’s because I was sick and tired of doing it. It didn’t feel right and I felt like stopping the account two or three weeks ago but it felt obvious. So yes, as you can tell, I am a catfish

No, not as per “bro” first off I’m not your bro I am a 40 year old man with 2 children secondly this is the first time you have supposedly “bodied” me and it is not like it is a frequent occasion delete your tweet or my legal team will be getting involved

I'm done, I've finally snapped. You little fuck boy virgins think you're so great because of some shit called 'FT', well guess what, life is bigger than this. Imma go outside, find a girl I like and take her out, unlike you people sitting at home coming up with bang.

Haha really funny I bet you think everyone’s pissing themselves right now. Well let me tell you something, they’re not. What you tweeted isn’t funny and is something that little children find comical. Your tiny little mind simply does not comprehend how utterly stupid you look.

I’ve said it before but let me say it again. I don’t give a damn who u are or how “clouted” u are if you’re an asshole I’ll call u out. Stop bullying me for no reason. It’s not cute and you’re going to end up miserable. Anyway enjoy spending mom and dads money (:

So many trolls on this platform. I miss the time when there were only intellectuals and genuine people here. These 16 years old kids made this platform cringe worthy. This app needs more intellectual and serious account like me.

Am I the only one that gets anxiety when walking around my house in the dark? Like I stg I always feel like there’s a hit man getting ready to take me out

dont ever deactivate what ever they said they are just weird people you are the best person on this site dont ever listen to them trust me u are fine the way u are i can say this all the time u need to be happy you are one of the best people on here

People will realise why Davies is the best LB in the world, why Kimmich is the 2nd best DM in the world, why Thiago is top 3 midfielders in the world, why Lewa is the best striker in the world and why Bayern are the best team in the world after today’s game. Can’t wait man!

Dont ever mention USA with those other countries. USA are nothing in football terms, so them not being at the WC no one could give a single damn fuck, stupid yanks

I’m doomed your the guy whose girlfriend was literally a prostitute for 8 years prior to your relations with her who cares if my girl has an only fans the only fans your girl has was the n words she rode for 100 bucks on the corner behind Aldi. Degenerate

I’m not a ‘sad virgin’. I have a wife and 4 kids and make 80 thousand pounds a year. What do you do for a living apart from sitting down on twitter all day.

The phrase its just a game is such a weak mindset.
You are ok with what happened, losing , imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you lost twice
There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement never settle

Oh really mate? Mbappe crying gif from sad virgin on 2020?You need to up your troll game, this is weak. Oh Mbappe crying gif doesn't make me cry at all. I made my mom cry when I was in the womb so dont try to make me cry with that shit.

Bro you're a stupid freak I bet your mom is so disappointed everyday when she comes home and sees you you were that kid in school who was always weird and everyone made fun of and now you think you're interesting but you'll end up being a 40 yo virgin who wanks over 16 yo girls

When I was 13 I played outside with my friends and didn’t even knew what social media and stuff was. I feel bad for children these days that their childhood is ruined because of social media. I miss the days my parents searched the neighbourhood looking for me to come home.

I’m sorry. I’ve fucked up massively and I know I shouldn’t of done that, this is a massive low and is disgusting. I’m absolutely disgusted about myself and I understand why the hate is coming. I have no words, I am sorry.

Ok so imagine this, u gotta pee alot and u go to the public toilet but u go to the wrong one and because u gotta pee ur dick is already out and when u open the door there's a girl sitting there probs pissin and u just slip and fall on her pussy with ur dick because of the shock

lol these football trolls that spam our tweets...
Is there anything I can do to prevent it?
I scroll through and just hide replies/block a bunch of them, but it just seems like bots or something?
Have you seen it happening on other games?
Did they manage to stop it?

FT IS RACIST apparently it’s just ok to call somebody an ape now. And backing it with “it has a different meaning on ft” isn’t ok. Calling somebody an ape in any context is racist. If me and a group of people had a different meaning for the nword it wouldn’t mak

FUCKING IDIOT. ITS A RACIAL SLUR REAL PEOPLE ISE, IF YOU USE IT IN A UNKNWON DIFFRENT CONTEXT ITS STILL RACIST. your not even funny about it

yo my slime, I know you really don't know mandem like that, but I was like I was wondering if like, I could purchase something still fam. Just a bit of grub my drillar. I wanna know what your prices are saying cuz I'm tryna blem a zoot up with my boydem and gyaldem

STOP U ARE SO F’ING RUDE SHE IS A NICE AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL AND INNOCET TEENAGER SHE HAS FEELINGS AND IF U WRITE HER HATE COMMENTS SHE WILL FEEL MORE AND MORE SAD ALSO SHE FREAKIN APOLOGIZED FOR HER MISTAKES AND NOW U STILL HATE ON HER HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP BAD THINGS TO YOUR SELF

I made this twitter account, bc I was bored in quarantine. Now that the institutions are starting to open, I can go & play sports,go out with my friends. I don't need this account.
I made lots of friends, was a good time with you. Thank You. Yellow heart
I'll be deactivating.

right, i’m completely in the wrong for everything that’s happened, and i hold my hands up. however i would not like this to be made public on twitter, even though i deserve the hate, this will be something discussed between me and keliegh only, pls feel free to unfollow me n that

Listen mate, if you wanna cry do it somewhere else. Twitter is not the place you attention seeking goon. I do not feel any sympathy for you what so ever, neither will anyone else so stop crying. I’m tired of wiping people’s tears on this app. This gotta stop soon.

You didn’t. You made a statement. It was stupid. I told you it was stupid. Nobody asks “am I being stupid?” You don’t need to ask pal.

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I dont want a ft best friend or a ft relationship or anything like that as even ppl on here are shit and will let you down and hurt you

I just want ppl to interact with my account and posts and Im happy with that

I’m so tired of seeing this! Men in the strip club started telling me I was old and I looked good for my age at 24. At 26 I was told my clock was ticking. Like stop obsessing over 18 year olds and acting like it’s a miracle when someone older than 25 looks good

My viking ancestors did not die as warriors in England vs some dumb English king, just for my dad to tell me to stop eating ass. I am also a explorer and will follow my ancestors footsteps and explore dangerous women caves.

right i just want to say what happened, before u call me a liar i did block him on everything, he found a way to contact me through a gc, there are alot of reasons to why i got back with him that are to keep to myself, he has let everyone know he is in the wrong inc his parents

Woah my friend do you have a listen for these facts your spitting right now I’m an officer your under arrest for being a robot and for spitting straight facts.

people trying to terror me for having a bird i’m out with an actual bird while ur sat on football twitter simping over tiktok e girls all day you minge

This is the most disgusting and vile video I have ever seen. You are a disgrace. @/metpoliceuk @/TerrorismPolice Please can you investigate this user please? This is alarming. And confirm you are too. Reported to Twitter but this is also a police matter.

*Rip Hamza

When you are late to school you must sign in on the screen at reception For obvious health n safety reasons it is vital we know who is on site at all times Today, some of our 6th Form students showed a lack of integrity by attempting to sign in incorrectly or as someone else

I'm still waiting for a refund, I'll have to tell my parents if I don't get my money back. I'm not even using your work, just give my money back.

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thought i’d clear up what happened between me and keliegh and hopefully end all this twitter drama. so the cheating happened a long time ago and keliegh found out recently, however i have changed since then in so many ways and she knows that, i’d appreciate it saying off twitter.

I love how I joke about my own dads suicide, my mum being a heroin addict, the nazi party in multiple ways, various terrorism acts, school shootings amongst other things yet it’s me being a horny 15 year old that’s annoying people

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I’m not scared of all these little paedo boys with their football accounts grow up little boys

Rizwan is pressed because he knows his club are getting battered by Havertz next week

(Lol that united neek didnt even get to see havertz batter us)

mate i’m all for cancelling people for racist shit they've done in their past, but if they 1) apologize for it and denounce their previous actions and 2) show that they've improved their ways and that they have in fact changed, then i believe they deserve forgiveness

Done bro I also followed u and turned your notifications on. I think u have a high potential to reach the top Keep the good tweets going and ur going to be a very good twitter account. I love you bro

my initial thoughts on this tweet include feelings of desparity and incompetence yet however analysing the tweet further it is very fortunate for me due to the underlying nature of the one whom is called ‘ape’ try and make me angry and henceforth fail so i find it rather amusing

The guy in the 'I never went to oovoo javer' vine does gay incest porn with his twin brother now

@LFCConn0r

I love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart You stop all the pain. I really need you in my life, you complete me. I would do everything for you, I would sacrifice everything I just to be able to spend a day with you I'll do everything, please give me a chance pls

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