what your favourite twilight character says about your sexuality (a thread)

bella swan

you are gay. the type of gay that ships harry and draco. and you have a crush on kristen stewart.

edward cullen

you are bi.

carlisle cullen

you are bi and you have always had a thing for blonde slightly older men. you probably also have a thing for alice.

alice cullen

you are a lesbian.

emmet cullen

you date himbos exclusively and that's admirable.

Jasper Cullen

asexual

charlie

you are weird. like i would say you have daddy issues but you have like...oddly healthy daddy issues? you want a father figure but like a nice one? also you might be in your 30s.

jacob

you are also weird. and straight. ew

seth

you are cute. and straight. and maybe want or have a pet dog or something.

rosalie

you are a straight man who wants pretty women to step on him.

aro

pan.