On the eve of the US election, here follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn party.

Over the last long aeons we've seen a disturbing decline in America's infrastructure, particularly its non-Euclidian cyclopean structures.

A vote for Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn is a vote for buildings which make no sense to human eyes.

In recent years America has been losing its military edge after decades of failed policies and budget sequestration.

The Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn party will set that right.

With the aid of the elder beings America's servicepeople will be back on top.

Under the old parties banks have continued to repossess houses at a worrying rate. Putting hard working people onto the street.

The Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn party will change that, possessing houses with unspeakable beings to dominate the minds of men.

Arts funding has been slashed in recent times, but the Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn party intends to right this wrong.

Ever increasing numbers will flock to performances of the King in Yellow, the second act of which will inspire both terror and joy in all.

Just remember to vote for a more unspeakable future.