With her permission, I'm sharing the only time
my DMs have been slid into for shot-shooting. It was just after I published a particularly spicy chapter of the #BookOfGambrach

She was slick enough. Parried my chivalry, acknowledged the #BookOfGambrach chapters and then went in. 3 questions, she said...
And the first was how does an Ibadan boy write in good English? Deathly slander.
Next, she asked about my vital statistics, innit? #BookOfGambrach
Alas...