With her permission, I'm sharing the only time ☹️ my DMs have been slid into for shot-shooting. It was just after I published a particularly spicy chapter of the #BookOfGambrach
She was slick enough. Parried my chivalry, acknowledged the #BookOfGambrach chapters and then went in. 3 questions, she said...
And the first was how does an Ibadan boy write in good English? Deathly slander.
Next, she asked about my vital statistics, innit? #BookOfGambrach
Of course, the third question was now obvious. But this was a dance we were dancing...
And finally...
Alas...
End of cool #BookOfGambrach story 😆😁😆
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