Here is a picture of Willy the Pig. Willy the Pig lived in the open and infenced front yard of a suburban house of a very large town in CA. He was always happy to see you. Please keep him nearby if you need him tomorrow.
*unfenced, goddamnit
Down the street from Willy lives The Shaggy Pony (her name is Trixie but really it’s The Shaggy Pony)
Shaggy Pony is friends with The Party Goat (he makes a weird sound like a party horn)
And they are both friends with their next door neighbor Spotty Pony who refuses to fucking pose because he’s a bad pony
And they are all guarded by neighborhood guardian Wolf Dog, who is just always there in his driveway watching.
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