CATS (2019) is available to stream on HBO.

I'm pretty sure this movie caused the pandemic, so maybe me watching it will finally end it - or, conversely, will launch a second even worse pandemic. I will report back.

The prominent warning about Adult Content in a film about singing humanoid cats is not a promising start.

oh no oh god i hate it

It's like a living nightmare. Cat People must be punished for this.

"Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats"???????

Now I know what it must've been like watching that cursed videotape in The Ring.

wait how did they convince Idris Elba to do this LMAO

Cats need to have three names? Why is this movie building random cat lore? What is happening...

10 minutes in and I am already thoroughly lost. Was there a CATS prequel I missed?

I am hate reading the movie reviews on my phone as the movie plays.

This movie is deeply cursed content.

Damn you, T.S. Eliot.

What hath you wrought.

So the James Corden cat wears a creepy cat tuxedo but when he takes it off his fur is also a creepy cat tuxedo? Thanks I hate it.

It's just cats endlessly explaining pointless cat stuff? Is this the movie?

A dog briefly showed up attempting to murder the cats. Only good part of the movie so far.

Bring the cat murdering dog back.

We Stan.

oh no Judi Dench what is you doing

These dance numbers are inducing physical pain & hallucinations for me.

It’s not even half done. My God.

How do I get people to stop tweeting this at me btw https://twitter.com/sethamandel/status/1323439266198917127

Cat Gandalf just showed up

It is tough to properly describe the revulsion I feel toward these anthropomorphic cats from hell.

LMAO Taylor Swift is in this movie.

Bring.Back.Country.Taylor.

If you hate cats and bad magic shows, then boy do I have a movie for you.

I am slowly going mad. There was nothing before Cats. There is nothing after Cats. There is only Cats.

“So first your memory I’ll jog, and say a cat is not a dog.” They sing this multiple times. The movie CATS basically forfeited / surrendered the war between Cat People & Dog People for all time.

Cat People are degenerates, confirmed.

The only good thing about that movie is that all of the cats but one had to stick around in Cat Hell or whatever that was supposed to be.

And no, it was not the “Butthole Cut” version of CATS, which you monsters forced me to Google & learn about. Fin.