His op-ed is being a paywall, so I didn't bother to read it, but part of the title is "I finally figured out Trump supporters."

FINALLY!

Because we're such incomprehensible aliens from another planet that it took King five whole years to figure us out.
You know what this proves?

Stephen King has ZERO positive values.

He looks the way he does because he trashed himself with drugs and alcohol.

"At 50, everyone has the face he deserves."

--George Orwell
Stephen King is one year YOUNGER than Donald Trump.
Here's what's hilarious:

Trump has created the most diverse, UNIFIED political base in American history.

When they get together, NOBODY FIGHTS.

They TALK.

With excitement.

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
This is one of the most moving things I've even seen.
The Confederate battle flag (right) and the gay pride flag (left) SIDE BY SIDE.

That's freedom.

Nobody objected.

Live and let live.
Gay activist (right) and heartland patriot (left) united by Trump and FREE HOT DOGS.
These people are LEARNING ABOUT EACH OTHER.

They talk, they share, and they BECOME CLOSER.

On the other side, they DICTATE TO EACH OTHER what's acceptable and what isn't.

It's no way to live.

It's un-American.
Trump will be reelected in a landslide.

As I said because, Trump is better positioned than Nixon in 1968 and 1972.

ALL THE DYNAMICS ARE NEARLY IDENTICAL, except that Trump's advantages are FAR GREATER than Nixon's.
Landslides happen when the sane get together to stop the insane.

AND.

Trump delivered like an airmail pilot from the 1920s.

Open cockpit, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

A freaking barnstorming hero who drank gasoline and ate galvanized nails.
AMERICA IS BACK.

And we're never going away again.

Did you know that in EVERY SINGLE BATTLEGROUND STATE, the crime rate has skyrocketed?

BLM-Antifa terrorizes BLUE VOTERS.

Mass-production factories for Trump voters.
The total madness of leftist "influencers" likeStephen King and professional pundits and the press is good news.

It means they can't mount an effective defense against Trump.

If you know NOTHING about your opponent, you lose.

These claims of fascism are laughably demented.
The Democrats are fighting a man who doesn't exist.

So the real Trump just stepped AROUND THEM and went out to campaign, leaving the Democrats locked in their struggle with a hallucination.

It's glorious.

Stock up on popcorn and mockery.

You're going to need them.

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