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Just want to be able to transition my use of frogs for communication into work emails
“Unfortunately there won’t be any bonuses paid out this year”
Me:
Me:
“Could you get that finished over the weekend please?”
Me:
Me:
“Morning team! How was your weekend”
“I’m afraid your code just failed peer review for a lack of comments”
“Did you want to join us today for a team lunch”
“Due to Covid we are going to transition to a more permanent working from home culture”
“Can I ask everyone to keep this to themselves”
Me:
Me:
“Unfortunately you didn’t get the new senior role, we gave it to Billy”
Me:
Me:
“Does anyone have any other business?”
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